as i was walking through the foyer of my apartment  building i noticed that some people in the apartment building across the street where standing in their balcony. i then realized who they were and was shocked that they had moved into the suite across from my bedroom. i turned around and went out the back exit. i could see in the mirror in the ( Read more... )

we had a staff meeting last wednesday that last an hour and where we ate sushi bought by the owners and drank wine that the salon provides for us and the customers.

1. found out the other day that my slutty, nomadic german artist of a great(x2) grandfather was also a jew. he was an artist from hamburg that impregnated ladies all around the world and ended up here in vancouver. my father who is really into geneology and researching his family forgot to mention that important piece of information ( Read more... )

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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989
i had no idea just how much pac-man  affected my 20s!

good gods! the renewed hope and joy is infectious and completely ecstatic!

YAY!

Dear Beloved

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, having known the truth;
I had no choice than to do what is lawful and just in the sight of God for
eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of God & His Mercies and
glory upon my life.

I am Mrs. Rita Gilbert,the wife of Mr.Sam Gilbert,both of us, are citizens
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