Kink meme fill

[lornrocks]

Title: 3:1
Rating: Really hard R (really, how hard? Ha ha.)
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/Spock, Kirk/Spock/Smudge/Sassan/Sylar
Summary: In response to a prompt in which Jim has sex with all of those guys. Yup.
Warnings: Gayness.

Comments

CAPSLOCKS CAN NOT EXCLAIM THE GLEE!!!!!

[pennylenne]

OH. MY. GAWD.

HOKAY SO TO BEGIN WITH I READ THIS WHILE AT THE TABLE WITH MY FAM. I SNORTED AND LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE "HEY I SAW HIM FIRST" LINE THAT MY SIX YEAR OLD ASKED ME IF I WAS LOSING MY MIND. TRUFACT.

ASDFHAJSDHFJKASDFHA

TO START TO WITH: "THIS IS BECAUSE IM BISEXUAL RIGHT!?"
L-O-FUCKING-L
SASS FLIRTING WITH SCOTTY
FIGHTING OVER JIM
SYLAR BEING A BAMF (UNF! I LURV HIM)
SPOCK JOINING IN
FIVESOMES

AND THEN JIM AND SPOCK BEING CUTE.
GOD DAMN.
THIS IS FANTASIC.
IF I COULD GIVE AWAY A NOBEL PRIZE ID GIVE IT TO YOU.
GOD DAMN.
I JUST SAID THAT.
KEY SMASH.
SADJKFHLASJKFHGSJKALFGHASDJFGHJSADFGHJSADFGJASDHGFAHSKDJF

BRILLIANT!

Re: CAPSLOCKS CAN NOT EXCLAIM THE GLEE!!!!!

[pennylenne]

AND I SO TOTALLY JUST SAW THE SONG YOU USED WHILE WRITING THIS.

BRB LOLLIN FOREVERRRRRR

Re: CAPSLOCKS CAN NOT EXCLAIM THE GLEE!!!!!

[lornrocks]

ONE: YES THAT SONG IS WIN

TWO: THANK YOU SO MUCH! I WROTE THIS AT LIKE 2:30 AM AFTER WATCHING JAMES FRANCO MAKE OUT WITH A BUNCH OF GUYS ON SNL.

GOOD TIMES.

Re: CAPSLOCKS CAN NOT EXCLAIM THE GLEE!!!!!

[pennylenne]

ONE: IKNORITE!!!!

TWO: YOU'RE WELCOME! GOD DAMN I WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD SEE THIS GQMF MAKE OUT WITH MEN ON ACTAUL SATURDAYS INSTEAD OF WATING FOR IT TO GO ONLINE!

[insanekht]

This is magnificent and hilarious. Rock on!

[lornrocks]

Thanks so much!

OP UN-ANONING FOR THE SHEER AMAZINGNESS OF THIS STORY

[gravevyxen]

SO I THINK I LOVE YOU. I LOVE EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY SMUDGE, BECAUSE HE'S BISEXUAL.

This story is amazing! Thanks so much for the wonderful fill (I wish I had seen it sooner and been first comment!)

And Sylar was so...so GUH, I just melted when he turned on Smudge and Sass for Jim. And Spock walking in and just GUUUUH.

And LOL @ Smudge asking Sass if he's bi. I think that part made me die a little. I had to stop reading just to get the mental image out of my mind.

SASS IS TOO CUTE. I love the little gay boy. I think he's my favorite ZQ character ever. By far. Just because he's gay and adorable.

Anyway, thank you for this story! I love it like none other and will whore it out to my friends. x3

Re: OP UN-ANONING FOR THE SHEER AMAZINGNESS OF THIS STORY

[lornrocks]

Aw, thank you so much! I'm glad you liked it!

I was just sitting around and the idea started taking shape in my head, and what little interactions the characters would have.I mean, it is true that Smudge and Sass like boys, I figure they'd at least talk about it.

The Sylar thing probably comes from me writing/reading far too much Petlar porn lately. Hmmhmmhmm.

Re: OP UN-ANONING FOR THE SHEER AMAZINGNESS OF THIS STORY

[gravevyxen]

Mmm...Petlar is one of my favorites. I believe I've seen you on my DeviantArt, faving stuff of mine. Which makes me very happy. Petlar is always good. (As is K/S!)

Re: OP UN-ANONING FOR THE SHEER AMAZINGNESS OF THIS STORY

[lornrocks]

They're my two favorite pairings.

What name are you under on DA? I would not doubt if I was favoriting stuff. Ha ha. I'm a creeper.

[anivad]

...I love you. XD

Sasan has only one S, though. :D

[lornrocks]

Dangit, you're right. I'll fix it when I'm not feeling lazy and jet lagged.

But thanks. :D

[asmodesgold]

Well...damn...*melts*

Hey, I just noticed that Zach's biggest characters all start with 'S'. huh

[lornrocks]

Right? Ha ha.

I think his next biggest one is going to be George Gershwin, though.