Happy Birthday Byron!

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From.... like....  a bunch of people.

Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.

If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs"
you got the idea

Then copy and paste this into a new bulletin with your answers filled in:

1. Joey needs to practice kissing...  guys.
2. Joey needs the ( Read more... )

Because somewhere far away, Johnny Carson hosts The Price Is Right.

Well, Ed, I'm really glad you asked.  Because behind door number two we have....   That's right, Reeta's birthday!  Sweet stereotypical religious icon, this is exciting!  An actual birthday right here in the studio.

Yessirrrr!

And can we have you stand up Ms. Allen?  And such a ( Read more... )

Bjork, about Vespertine:

"When people tell me this album's mature, I go, 'WHOO-HOO!' Everybody else goes, 'Oops, reminds me of cheese'."

I've moved into my new room. 549 in Elam. It's private. It's at the very top. I think I'll like it here. My new number is 266-1733.

AHHHHHHHHHHH ( Read more... )

Well, today I'm going home for two weeks back to dial-up country so of course I won't be online nearly as much.  I will SEVERELY miss our conversations (mad spewings of gutbusting insanity and sometimes epic nice nice), Kayla.  I'll talk to you when I get back.

My lab's over and that's kinda sad.  I'll miss working there with all the cool folk who ( Read more... )

Wow, I've been so bored this week that I completely forgot about Livejournal.  Huh.  What a surprise.

Things that were pretty damn boring/annoying lately:

• Class.  Finally done with that crap.
• Listening to the guy in the next room loudly sniff constantly for ten seconds at a time for a whole hour at 2 AM.
• Trying to ignore the weird bald stoner ( Read more... )

Oh, man. Results aside, this quiz was hilarious. Maybe that should have been a question; whether or not you found the quiz funny.

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