If you keep it all inside, you get constopated.

[lordm]

Once upon a while, there come those days

Comments

[zayichik]

How did you manage to travel ahead in time to 7:30 pm? Or is this just another lie?

[lordm]

I find that I can significantly cut down on tardiness if I trick myself into living on Halifax time.

[whitemage]

Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier,
the last of Misha's privateers.

I suck but hey

[anonymous]

Once upon a while, there come those days
When an asian girl seems to look my way,
I am assured I will never get some,
and of course I know the police will come,

But I cannot resist eyes so slanty,
though instead of talking to up the ante,
I will stare from across the chinese store,
and dream of her underwear drawer

For my game plan I must possess her trust,
Or else my plots will probably go bust,
I will first violate her underwear,
Then I will teabag the brush for her hair

After I have spent all my ejaculate,
I will ground some into her chocolate,
It is for these types of thoughts of passion,
I am stuck always with masturbation

[cmahbogi]

Туськин , за то он вчера же пошел к бар - мицве готовится с нашим равом .