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lord_shmal

Jan 25, 2006 21:37

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Comments 5

anonymous January 26 2006, 02:43:19 UTC

Vin Diesel never shaves; he shoots himself in the face every morning so his facial hair doesn't get the wrong idea.

http://www.4q.cc/vin/

lord_shmal January 26 2006, 02:45:48 UTC

When Chuck Norris needs to shave, he kicks himself in the face.

kyphro January 26 2006, 03:20:42 UTC

Can I get an AMEN brothers!

alexa1212 January 26 2006, 20:32:44 UTC

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

avewave January 29 2006, 00:55:25 UTC

http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/012806/mr-accordion.gif

(This has nothing to do with Chuck Norris or Jesus)