I have received a lot of complaints about my hair. People (mostly girls, and William) tell me I should comb it in the morning. Well... I tell them I do, and they don't believe me ( Read more... )

Animated Leader

Has anybody noticed that while men use the word COCK to no end, women are upset by the word CUNT?

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I have no idea if it's a true story. I hope it is, because it'd make life that much nicer ( Read more... )

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So I watched the superbowl for the firs time ever. It also happened to be my first pansy-rules football game ( Read more... )

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

Some people are like slinkies. Good for nothing, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

I was dressed like a zombie for 5 hours today...
I was part of a 7 zombie team.
I have said to an adult: "Thank you for letting us be zombies in your house."

That's 3 new things on my resume.