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Since I love you guys so much, I wanted to show you what true friendship is all about...

http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/cutiebunch/index.html

You guys could learn a lot from these cute little animals.

I was sitting in class just now, and I got really cold all of a sudden. I think 'Alyssa, you're not wearing a shirt!' Quite naturally I freak out, but I don't want to look down to see because then everybody will look and then and only then will they realize I'm not wearing a shirt. So, I get the idea to feel for the shirt, just in case it's there. ( Read more... )

If I actually stayed up and waited for you to call me half of the time when you say you will, I'd die of exhaustion is less than a month.

I was walking to class on Halloween and I heard this song and looked up and saw all four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles walking in a group, and one had a huge 80's boom box playing Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap. I cracked up laughing and at that moment wanted everyone I'd ever met to be there to see it. They looked so gansta in those almost pajama looking

Did you ever notice how television shows that don't actually give the characters an ethnicity do the most racial profiling? I'm watching the BackYadigans on Nick Jr. because I got out of class early and I love Nick Jr. I'd never seen this show before and was really intrigued when this little penguin named Pablo who was way too happy about playing ( Read more... )

This Is My Life, RatedLife:

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I think I'm gonna kill a bitch.

The two great things about your roommate leaving for the weekend...

1) You can finally get some sleep.
2) You can dance naked to lame songs all morning.

Wow kids this is really soon. You better start being super nice to me...and learn Italian.

And this was too good not to post...