So, gie'us a root is still a colloquial greeting I see.

Dear Monday,

Fuck of and die you evil cunt from hell.

Eat shit,
Lisa.

PMS tends not to strike me very often. I'm mostly a cunt most of the time. But today, god help the human race. I'm on fuckin' fire with pointless rage that is absolutely beyond my control.

God help any fucker gets on my bad side today.

Also getting on my own bad side by buying Damien Rice's O and a copy of Trainspotting. I know what you said Mary ( Read more... )

TEAR UTERUS OUT NOW PLEASE

well... that was... not fun.

i have beer. almost all is well.

my manager has found a new job. the rest of us are writing a strogly worded letter to ask for more money (personally and for the department) and more staff members to cover the extra work generated while Not Rachel Griffiths trains the new new manager ( Read more... )

Secret mixed msg for Mary:

Anakin. Ep3. Black Math - The White Stripes

I am going home now. When I get there I plan to lay on the floor, unmoving, for appriximately the rest of my natural life four hours. When four hours is up I will spen 30 minutes crawling up the stairs and I expect to be in my bed by about, hmm Tuesday.

Could someone be sure to feed and water me as I lay in a semblance of death? Ta.

Ahahahaha awesome!

eta: whupscutid

Well, Batman Begins was awesomely awsome for awesome reasons, not least of which was its inherent awesomeness.

omg♥

Um. What happened to my layout?