come to our house tonight for the last big fiesta of the year. 1140 south forest, ann arbor. call me if you need directions

ummm . . . i dont know who still reads these.
but you do!!! (points at YOU)
so come to my way awsome bday party sat night, and help me cope with becoming a non teenager.
jake gyllenhall will be there too.

ok , i lied but he will be at our next party because HE IS MY BROTHERS NEW BOSS!

hasta
lauren

just waiting for rosie to update, cause i know the insanity of tongiht cannot be summed up in words unless by her . . .prepare yourselves

"Man I should bail her out of jail . . .but I really want those cinnamon sticks!!"

its good to know my family has got my back

En honor de la fecha, y este verano, yo escribiré en mi lengua favorita, espanol. Es cierto que yo no sabe espanol muy bien, pero yo trataré para mejor. Los días están pasando muy bien en la casa roja, anoche tenemos un guest especial. Entonces, el viernes, es posible que habería una fiesta, pero no sé ahora. Al otro lado, Rosalita y yo jugamos ( Read more... )

Donnie- "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have ( Read more... )

^prize for the first person who remembers who said that ( Read more... )

dear _(insert your name here)_,
I've come to realize I dont have your phone number. This makes it very hard for me to call you.
love, Lauren
PS- i love you
PSS- i want to have your babies
PSSS-I am your stalker
PSSSSizzzling (you)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4, Write down what it says. "one second is the time for a certain type of electromagnetic wave emitted cesium-133 atoms to undergo 9,192,631,770 wave cycles" (this is what happens when you read livejournal instead of doing your physics homework ( Read more... )

i just had the sudden fear that i might be a really nagging wife. ahhh