HOLIDAY FIC REQUESTS ARE CLOSED. No new requests are being accepted! Sorry!
Drabble posting will from December 1 to December 31. I will edit this post with fics as they are posted, which will be every day in December, in a predetermined random order.
Enjoy, and happy whatever it is you're into!
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(all I've got for my request is: something with a puppy and a winter holiday and j2. Because nothing says winter like cuddling up with a warm puppy.)
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Sadie woofs sadly and tries to eat her pirate shirt. Jensen doesn't blame her.
"Avast, landlubber!" says Jared. He has a sword. And an eyepatch. And he's attached a stool to his knee with a belt. Jensen can see his leg behind the stool. It's one of the stupidest things he's ever seen. "Say it like a pirate, or I'll make ye walk the plank!"
"Jared," says Jensen. "I'm going to spell this out for you. National Talk Like A Pirate Day is not a real holiday. Dave Barry made it up."
"Arr," says Jared. "T'be fairrrr, one of his readers made it up."
"You are the fucking stupidest pirate ever."
"Yer a scurvy landlubber!" says Jared.
Jensen snorts and goes into the kitchen. Jared attempts to follow, but he trips over his stool/pegleg and scaring the dogs.
"Serves you right, douchebag," says Jensen.
"If ye be this borrrrring for pirrrrrrrrrrates," says Jared, from the floor, "I fear ta think how ye'll be for Halloween."
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