THINGS.

[longsufferingly]

1. Can anyone tell me some timeline stuff about Jensen Ackles' girlfriends? I know he's dated Joanna Krupe and Danneel Harris, but have no idea when those started, how long they lasted (well, Danneel is still lasting, whatever), etc. Do we know this stuff? I am curious! I am pretty well-versed in Jared but know nothing about Jensen except what

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[longsufferingly]

It depends. Are we talking an AU where Jared and Jensen are magical unicorns, or, like, an AU where Jared and Jensen hang out with magical unicorns?

YOU ASKED FOR THIS

[longsufferingly]

It's pretty much amazing, being a magical unicorn.

Jared gets to spend all his time skipping through fields of wild flowers, letting the sun warm his mane, drinking from babbling streams, and prancing a little.

He also gets to heal the wounded, cure the sick, and chicks really think he's adorable, so Jared's life? It's awesome. The only way it could be better is if he had a friend.

Sure, he's got the woodland creatures. And the woodland creatures are cool, they're just not that interesting. All they ever want to talk about is the brook and how Bambi totally cheated on Tami with Krissy, and Jared just doesn't care that much. He's a smart guy. Sometimes he wants to talk about politics or literature or thermodynamics. Everyone thinks unicorns are ditzes and it's totally not true. That's prejudice, is what it is

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[winterweathered]

I JUST BURST INTO EMBARRASSING LAUGHTER IN A PUBLIC PLACE.

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[untitleddemo]

No wait! I fucked up the link, there is MORE: http://with-a-kay.livejournal.com/15058.html?thread=877522#t877522

[longsufferingly]

"This is going to sound crazy," says Jared.

Jensen blinks at him. Jared wonders if he should have found clothes. And if he shouldn't have come in through Jensen's window. The human world is full of questions.

"Okay, this is a new dream," says Jensen.

"You're not dreaming!" says Jared.

"So a hot naked guy really did just come in my window," says Jensen.

"Yes!" says Jared. "I'm Jared, and I've been watching you."

"Hot naked stalker," says Jensen. "God, my life is awesome

[lordofflames]

I CANNOT POSSIBLY LOVE YOU ANY MORE THAN I DO RIGHT THIS MOMENT

HEALING LIGHT ♥ ♥ ♥ ljfsbhkjdfhbkdfgjfkbnlcvf

[chibimazoku]

oh my GOD you are AMAZING

[earthquakedream]

"Hot naked stalker," says Jensen. "God, my life is awesome."

MINE IS TOO. :D

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[justabi]

*raises hand* I'm interested in the healing light of his cock. Just saying.

[katrinaswift]

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT IN THE BUTT?

[lady_ganesh]

OMFG. And I guess it's true; everyone stalks Jensen Ackles!

[goodnight]

AHAH OMG SO MUCH WIN.

WHY IS MY HORN NO LONGER ON MY HEAD," he yells.

The great forest spirit does not reply.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[spae]

BWAHAHAHAHA! AWESOME!

And clearly unfinished!

[itsthedetails]

This by far is the GREATEST thing I have ever read. I could never read again and my life would complete because of this cracktastic little comment fic.