Yesterday, a girl clawed at me.

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I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking ( Read more... )

On A chain of beautiful islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded ( Read more... )

You are lonewolfmike.
(Your alter-ego is Mike)

Your super-hero ability:

Shining your magic ring into the sky causing your intergalactic gang to come and back you up

'What is your superhero ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Your Scholastic Strength Is Developing Ideas
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lonewolfmike's secret lucky charm is:


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Your celebrity match is Lindsay Lohan. You like your women to be hot and young.


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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE BUT... THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE ( Read more... )

lonewolfmike will have to write:

I will not put mirrors on my shoes so I can look up girls skirts

'What will you have to write on the chalk board?' at QuizGalaxy.com