CG: I DOUBT IT. CG: HE'S KINDA A DOUCHEY TOOL BUT HE GOT ME MEDICAL SUPPLIES. CG: AND FOR SOME REASON HE MADE ME NONPOISONOUS FOOD AND CLEANED MY FLOOR. CG: WHO FUCKING DOES THAT? CG: WHATEVER. ANYWAY, EVEN IF HE IS A BACKSTABBING FUCK LIKE SPIDERBITCH, HE'LL AT LEAST GET YOU TO THE TEMPORARY HIVE BEFORE HE TRIES TO BETRAY YOU IN AN ELABORATE SCENARIO. CG: ASK HIM FOR SOME SOOTHING GEL FOR YOU ENDOCRINE ORGAN WHILE YOU'RE AT IT YOU DAMNED WHINER.
CA: soothin gel CA: that just sounds creepy and fuckin retarded CA: evveryone knowws spolor slime is the only soothin things for trolls CA: im not wwhinin i am just tired kar CA: i mean its kind of like im limited to my abilities on my echeladder CA: evven ahabs crosshairs is acting strange CA: its not at its fullest powwer CA: and these monsters are kind of takin a toll on me CA: its not like i cant handle them its just more tiresome CA: at least i havvent gone and sliced my thorax open or somethin stupid as that
CG: YOU'RE TIRED? CG: I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR DAYS CG: AND HERE IT LITERALLY *HURTS* NOT TO SLEEP. CG: SO FUCK YOU I WAS IN AGONIZING PAIN BEFORE I HAD TO TAKE ON A CATBEAST THAT PUT NEPETA'S LUSUS TO SHAME. CG: THAT REMINDS ME, HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE CHIP YET?
CA: then get some shut eye out here if this univverse isnt part of our game CA: surely it should be safe for you to suck your gracious little upper limbs and dream of prospit here CA: and wwhat the fuck is the chip CA: is it somethin like a jack noir
CG: I'M NOT RISKING IT UNTIL I'M ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FORCED TO. CG: BY THE WAY YOU HAVE A MICROCHIP IMPLANTED IN YOUR BODY IN AN UNKNOWN LOCATION. CG: IT'S MAKING US AS WEAK AS WRIGGLING HUMANS. CG: I'VE ONLY BEEN TOLD THAT IT CAN BE REMOVED BY WHATEVER MEDICAL FACILITATORS ARE HERE. CG: ENJOY THAT.
CA: wwhat the evver hatin fuck CA: wwhy isnt there at least a mark of some sort if someone is puttin microchips in us CA: can wwe removve them ourselvves CA: im not about to trust any grubby human to removve it from my husk CA: the last thing wwe need is for these scientist guys to go about cuttin us up for research purposes CA: its bad enough wwere here
CG: I'VE ASKED AND NEARLY ATTEMPTED. CG: SO FAR NO LUCK. CG: I'M RIGHT ON BOARD WITH THE NOT LETTING ANYONE START OPERATING ON ME. CG: I'VE SEEN ENOUGH CHAINSAW OPERATIONS FOR A LIFETIME. I'D RATHER NOT ENDURE ONE OF MY OWN. CG: THIS ONE OF THE HIGHEST PRIORITIES WORTH INVESTIGATING. CG: THE SOONER THE CHIPS ARE OUT THE MORE WE CAN ACCOMPLISH.
CA: i wwill agree CA: if nothin else id rather rip it out of my own husk than havve some knowwledgeless idiot rip it out CA: ugh this isnt fuckin fair CA: startin us out with a handicap CA: those fuckin scientists better defecate their human pants wwhen wwe get our microchips out CA: wwell be practically invincible wwhen that happens
CG: FUCK.
CG: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D FINALLY HAVE SOME PEACE, HERE COMES THE FUCKING CIRCUS.
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CG: HE'S KINDA A DOUCHEY TOOL BUT HE GOT ME MEDICAL SUPPLIES.
CG: AND FOR SOME REASON HE MADE ME NONPOISONOUS FOOD AND CLEANED MY FLOOR.
CG: WHO FUCKING DOES THAT?
CG: WHATEVER. ANYWAY, EVEN IF HE IS A BACKSTABBING FUCK LIKE SPIDERBITCH, HE'LL AT LEAST GET YOU TO THE TEMPORARY HIVE BEFORE HE TRIES TO BETRAY YOU IN AN ELABORATE SCENARIO.
CG: ASK HIM FOR SOME SOOTHING GEL FOR YOU ENDOCRINE ORGAN WHILE YOU'RE AT IT YOU DAMNED WHINER.
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CA: that just sounds creepy and fuckin retarded
CA: evveryone knowws spolor slime is the only soothin things for trolls
CA: im not wwhinin i am just tired kar
CA: i mean its kind of like im limited to my abilities on my echeladder
CA: evven ahabs crosshairs is acting strange
CA: its not at its fullest powwer
CA: and these monsters are kind of takin a toll on me
CA: its not like i cant handle them its just more tiresome
CA: at least i havvent gone and sliced my thorax open or somethin stupid as that
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CG: I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR DAYS
CG: AND HERE IT LITERALLY *HURTS* NOT TO SLEEP.
CG: SO FUCK YOU I WAS IN AGONIZING PAIN BEFORE I HAD TO TAKE ON A CATBEAST THAT PUT NEPETA'S LUSUS TO SHAME.
CG: THAT REMINDS ME, HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU ABOUT THE CHIP YET?
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CA: surely it should be safe for you to suck your gracious little upper limbs and dream of prospit here
CA: and wwhat the fuck is the chip
CA: is it somethin like a jack noir
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CG: BY THE WAY YOU HAVE A MICROCHIP IMPLANTED IN YOUR BODY IN AN UNKNOWN LOCATION.
CG: IT'S MAKING US AS WEAK AS WRIGGLING HUMANS.
CG: I'VE ONLY BEEN TOLD THAT IT CAN BE REMOVED BY WHATEVER MEDICAL FACILITATORS ARE HERE.
CG: ENJOY THAT.
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CA: wwhy isnt there at least a mark of some sort if someone is puttin microchips in us
CA: can wwe removve them ourselvves
CA: im not about to trust any grubby human to removve it from my husk
CA: the last thing wwe need is for these scientist guys to go about cuttin us up for research purposes
CA: its bad enough wwere here
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CG: SO FAR NO LUCK.
CG: I'M RIGHT ON BOARD WITH THE NOT LETTING ANYONE START OPERATING ON ME.
CG: I'VE SEEN ENOUGH CHAINSAW OPERATIONS FOR A LIFETIME. I'D RATHER NOT ENDURE ONE OF MY OWN.
CG: THIS ONE OF THE HIGHEST PRIORITIES WORTH INVESTIGATING.
CG: THE SOONER THE CHIPS ARE OUT THE MORE WE CAN ACCOMPLISH.
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CA: if nothin else id rather rip it out of my own husk than havve some knowwledgeless idiot rip it out
CA: ugh this isnt fuckin fair
CA: startin us out with a handicap
CA: those fuckin scientists better defecate their human pants wwhen wwe get our microchips out
CA: wwell be practically invincible wwhen that happens
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CG: UNTIL THEN FIRST THING'S FIRST.
CG: GET YOUR PANSY ASS TO BASE BEFORE YOU FRY YOU MISERABLE FUCK.
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-- caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist[CG] --
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