CA: you mean kar CA: you must mean kar CA: cause there isnt anyone else wwith a trollian name like that CA: wwhat of him CA: is he fuckin responsible for this CA: some fuckin leader he is if hes gotten us into this shit CA: but enough of that CA: i asked for some god damn answwers you fuckin denizen of this land
CA: .... CA: a group of scientists you say CA: wwoww i am bein courted by a group of potential kismesis CA: i am not sure if i should be flattered or wweirded out CA: probably wweirded out by the poor fuckers CA anywways howw the fuck do you knoww kar
CA: of course im a troll CA: but i am a sub species of my kind CA: a sea dwwelling troll to be precise CA: not surprisin since nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum offers runs through my husk CA: but not that you wwould understand because youre one of those CA: naked sea urchin monkeys called humans arent you CA: sure wwould explain wwhat a fuckass retard you are
CA: my blood CA: no its penultimate on the scale CA: so yes it is vviolet CA: and youre sayin youre a country CA: i didnt suspect the countries in sgrub servvers could speak CA: but then again it wwouldnt surprise me CA: but youre an empire huh CA: i guess that means youre my land from the servver CA: only royalty wwould be gifted wwith an empire
CA: ivve been informed that you arent my land CA: so since your emperor isnt here CA: i havve time to conquer you CA: might as wwell conquer this fuckass planet wwhile im here CA: for the glory of alternia
CA: wwhy the fuck wwould i do that CA: im not plannin on livvin here CA: as soon as i conquer this planet i wwill perhaps settle dowwn CA: maybe this is another dangerous test that i must face CA: to determine if i wwill be ready wwhen the time is right CA: it might be the reason wwhy this place is deserted like a sinkin ship CA: i havve to tell kar CA: or maybe not CA: too much competition CA: not that i cant take him on all by myself but hell whine and moan about not bein the leader CA: or glub about not using his bonebulge to figure this puzzle out
CG: I'M ALREADY READING THIS. IT'S AN OPEN MEMO, NOT A PRIVATE CONVERSATION DIPSHIT. CG: IT'S LIKE I'M WITNESSING THE DESPERATE RAVINGS OF A TROLL SO STRIPPED OF HIS GLORY THAT HE'S BEEN LEFT NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY HUSK OF HIS ALREADY PATHETIC FORMER SELF. CG: OH WAIT, I AM.
CA: wwhat CA: you are not allowwed to troll in on my convversations CA: i hereby ban you from this particular convversation CA: go back to our conversation landass fucker
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] banned carcinoGeneticist [CG] from this particular conversation --
I regret to inform you it is rather impossible to leave this city alive, let alone this planet. ...By choice that is. Occasionally, others are sent home. There is no pattern, as far as I know.
CA: then you havvent seen the supreme race try CA: i wwont bring shame to my race by fuckin this up CA: i wwill make it out alivve CA: and evverything wwill be mine CA: and kar wwill die before he can get his grubby hands on my campaign strategy
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CA: you must mean kar
CA: cause there isnt anyone else wwith a trollian name like that
CA: wwhat of him
CA: is he fuckin responsible for this
CA: some fuckin leader he is if hes gotten us into this shit
CA: but enough of that
CA: i asked for some god damn answwers you fuckin denizen of this land
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He is not responsible for this. You were brought here by a group of Scientists, like the rest of us.
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CA: a group of scientists you say
CA: wwoww i am bein courted by a group of potential kismesis
CA: i am not sure if i should be flattered or wweirded out
CA: probably wweirded out by the poor fuckers
CA anywways howw the fuck do you knoww kar
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He arrived only recently, and I have spoken to him a few times. Are you a troll as well, then, CA-san?
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CA: but i am a sub species of my kind
CA: a sea dwwelling troll to be precise
CA: not surprisin since nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum offers runs through my husk
CA: but not that you wwould understand because youre one of those
CA: naked sea urchin monkeys called humans arent you
CA: sure wwould explain wwhat a fuckass retard you are
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I will have you know that I am not human. I am the Empire of Greater Japan. A country, you see.
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CA: no its penultimate on the scale
CA: so yes it is vviolet
CA: and youre sayin youre a country
CA: i didnt suspect the countries in sgrub servvers could speak
CA: but then again it wwouldnt surprise me
CA: but youre an empire huh
CA: i guess that means youre my land from the servver
CA: only royalty wwould be gifted wwith an empire
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CA: so since your emperor isnt here
CA: i havve time to conquer you
CA: might as wwell conquer this fuckass planet wwhile im here
CA: for the glory of alternia
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...Conquer... Such a thing is unnecessary. Perhaps you should focus on finding an apartment room, instead.
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CA: im not plannin on livvin here
CA: as soon as i conquer this planet i wwill perhaps settle dowwn
CA: maybe this is another dangerous test that i must face
CA: to determine if i wwill be ready wwhen the time is right
CA: it might be the reason wwhy this place is deserted like a sinkin ship
CA: i havve to tell kar
CA: or maybe not
CA: too much competition
CA: not that i cant take him on all by myself but hell whine and moan about not bein the leader
CA: or glub about not using his bonebulge to figure this puzzle out
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CG: IT'S LIKE I'M WITNESSING THE DESPERATE RAVINGS OF A TROLL SO STRIPPED OF HIS GLORY THAT HE'S BEEN LEFT NOTHING BUT AN EMPTY HUSK OF HIS ALREADY PATHETIC FORMER SELF.
CG: OH WAIT, I AM.
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CA: you are not allowwed to troll in on my convversations
CA: i hereby ban you from this particular convversation
CA: go back to our conversation landass fucker
-- caligulasAquarium [CA] banned carcinoGeneticist [CG] from this particular conversation --
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CA: i wwont bring shame to my race by fuckin this up
CA: i wwill make it out alivve
CA: and evverything wwill be mine
CA: and kar wwill die before he can get his grubby hands on my campaign strategy
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