((Clive decided that today was the perfect day to be a douchebag go out for a stroll and embrace the cold air. He keeps his mind occupied. Consequently, he didn't even register Eridan standing there until he bumped into him from behind.))
[Eridan just stares at Clive. Grateful that he was touched by him? HA! Who did this douchebag think he is? An angel kissed with the grace of god, sent down to give forth graceful touches to the populous? What a farce!
Eridan promptly punches Clive in the arm.]
You should be grateful that I considered not punchin you.
...I'll givve you credit to that. But then you simply lose credit because if you look at the lawws of physics and the lawws of evverythin that defines the lawws of such things.
Fish punch harder in the wwater. [He's smirking now, Clive. You simply cannot beat science.]
Oh, forgive me. I wasn't looking.
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Wwell maybe you should havve looked before you left a trail reekin of douchebaggery all ovver!!
Noww your scent is all ovver me!
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Eridan promptly punches Clive in the arm.]
You should be grateful that I considered not punchin you.
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and he chuckles.))
Oh, I should give you an award too. How about 'punches like a fish'? That seems appropriate.
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Fish punch harder in the wwater. [He's smirking now, Clive. You simply cannot beat science.]
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We're. On. Land.
Never mind, some how I don't think your intelligence is possible to reel in. I'll be off.
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Then be off, douchebag.
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((but it's a SHOCKING result.
Fuck I'm hilarious.))
What on--
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