Eridan: Have 99 problems. (And a beach ain't one.)

Dec 18, 2011 18:28

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99 problems and a beach ain't one, wink wink, mistletoeho

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dubiousdoings December 19 2011, 00:32:57 UTC
((Clive decided that today was the perfect day to be a douchebag go out for a stroll and embrace the cold air. He keeps his mind occupied. Consequently, he didn't even register Eridan standing there until he bumped into him from behind.))

Oh, forgive me. I wasn't looking.

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lonelyglub December 19 2011, 00:35:59 UTC
[What a douchebag.]

Wwell maybe you should havve looked before you left a trail reekin of douchebaggery all ovver!!

Noww your scent is all ovver me!

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dubiousdoings December 19 2011, 00:38:55 UTC
What. How rude! I am anything but a douchebag. If anything you should be grateful that I ever touched you.

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lonelyglub December 19 2011, 00:42:59 UTC
[Eridan just stares at Clive. Grateful that he was touched by him? HA! Who did this douchebag think he is? An angel kissed with the grace of god, sent down to give forth graceful touches to the populous? What a farce!

Eridan promptly punches Clive in the arm.]

You should be grateful that I considered not punchin you.

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dubiousdoings December 19 2011, 00:49:44 UTC
I've felt harder. ((TROLLS THE TROLL.))

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lonelyglub December 19 2011, 00:53:12 UTC
Do you wwant the "I Get Punched Really Hard in The Face by People because I'm A Giant Tool" awward?

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dubiousdoings December 19 2011, 01:04:16 UTC
((stares at, so hard.

and he chuckles.))

Oh, I should give you an award too. How about 'punches like a fish'? That seems appropriate.

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lonelyglub December 19 2011, 01:11:55 UTC
...I'll givve you credit to that. But then you simply lose credit because if you look at the lawws of physics and the lawws of evverythin that defines the lawws of such things.

Fish punch harder in the wwater. [He's smirking now, Clive. You simply cannot beat science.]

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dubiousdoings December 19 2011, 01:13:32 UTC
We're on land.

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lonelyglub December 19 2011, 01:22:15 UTC
I'm a seadwweller.

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dubiousdoings December 19 2011, 01:24:54 UTC
...

We're. On. Land.

Never mind, some how I don't think your intelligence is possible to reel in. I'll be off.

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lonelyglub December 19 2011, 01:30:23 UTC
[Smirks. Because. You know. Clive can't leave. Not yet anyways.]

Then be off, douchebag.

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woops dubiousdoings December 19 2011, 01:36:18 UTC
An order I'll follow happily.

((but it's a SHOCKING result.

Fuck I'm hilarious.))

What on--

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wwoops lonelyglub December 19 2011, 01:37:49 UTC
I thought you wwere leavvin you righteous wwhore.

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dubiousdoings December 19 2011, 01:41:07 UTC
WOW RUDE!! What devilry is this!

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lonelyglub December 19 2011, 01:45:49 UTC
Kiss me you fool.

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