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Eridan: Return to your Angel killin duties.

Sep 10, 2011 17:01

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oh cod not again wwhat the fuck do you wwant spero ( Read more... )

awwful angels, don't blink, like trollfire

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video asideglance September 10 2011, 21:02:25 UTC

[This will turn into action eventually BUT FOR NOW staring.]

Ah... They did not seem the type to attack... [...though they seem like that now]

video lonelyglub September 10 2011, 21:05:20 UTC

youre supposed to kill them
im pretty sure their prophecy meant jack noir
look i knoww wwhat im talkin about okay?
these are the awwful assholes wwho fleww around on my planet the land of wwrath and angels
this is wwhat i fucking did in sgrub
i killed angels wwith no 'please' or 'thank you vvery muches'

i killed them
wwith my bare hands

video asideglance September 10 2011, 21:07:03 UTC

...Doesn't Eridan use a gun?

video lonelyglub September 10 2011, 21:09:03 UTC

only the greatest rifle evver
ahabs crosshairs

but no these angels are fuckin scary
youd be scared too if no one vvisted your planet and you had to wwipe out all these angels in a vvengeful path of nihilism

video asideglance September 10 2011, 21:11:32 UTC

Are they dangerous?

video lonelyglub September 10 2011, 21:19:34 UTC

of course
lord of the angels prophecy and wwhat havve you
look

im the prince of hope in our session of the game
and i my planet ascendin abovve my entrance to the game was the land of wwrath and angels
wwell call it lowwaa for short
i killed these fuckin angels before wwe brought dowwn the king

video asideglance September 10 2011, 21:39:14 UTC

Uwah... Prince of Hope? What an impressive title...

video lonelyglub September 10 2011, 21:43:19 UTC

it means that im uniquely qualified to classify the vvarious levvels of hope and hopelessness
but nevvermind that
wwe havve angels on our hands

video asideglance September 10 2011, 21:44:17 UTC

[Oh but he was going to ask to classify his level of hope...]

Would you like assistance, then? I am not sure if my blade would help.

video lonelyglub September 10 2011, 21:45:39 UTC

doesnt matter wwhat wweapon you havve
just as long as you can run fast as shit and evvade them wwhen they turn their wwrath upon you

video asideglance September 10 2011, 21:46:42 UTC

Ah... In that case, I could use some training. I will be there shortly if Eridan gives me a location.

video lonelyglub September 10 2011, 21:49:02 UTC

im by the port
tryin not to blink

video → action asideglance September 10 2011, 21:51:19 UTC

...Ah! [He's on the Weather Hardy so he'll just be stepping out now and grabbing his jacket.

HOPPING OFF THE BOAT and jogging over to where Eridan is.]

action lonelyglub September 10 2011, 21:56:33 UTC

[He spots Japan and gives a shy wave.] It's good to see you alivve.

[YES, this is all Eridan has to say in regards to not seeing Japan in a kazillion years. Commenting on Japan's abilities to not die. Anyways, he turns to the skies and singles out one of those wretched angels.]

See them?

action asideglance September 10 2011, 22:01:07 UTC

[Unsheathing his sword.]

I am glad to see Eridan has returned well, as well. Ah, I see them.

action lonelyglub September 10 2011, 22:11:06 UTC

Yeah, okay. You're gonna wanna try to do as much damage as you possibly can. These guys are vvirtually indestructible! Evven wwith the fire of my gun. It took me forevver just to kill one of them. And I'vve slayed hundreds of them on my planet. There are still some there but I didn't kill them all because I left to go defeat Sollux in the Land of Brains and Fire.

But you kill them like this. [Japan are you prepared? If not, it's happening anyways as Eridan pulls the trigger on the Legendary Piece of Shit and sets fire to the angel.

THE ANGEL REACTS THE ONLY LOGICAL WAY A PERSON WOULD REACT IF IT WAS SHOT IN THE ASS. IT'S FUCKING CHASING ERIDAN NOW.]

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