Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

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anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said ithat means i

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[but god, what a wimp.]

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[At first the picture starts small. Eventually it winds up taking up quite a bit of space.

It's a relatively detailed map of Discedo, as well as a few other places.]

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[Eridan bites his tongue hard in order not to bitch Sollux out about how he had a better map. He tries his hardest, and finally takes all his anger out on the door with a good swift kick.

HE WAS THE ONE WITH A MAP.]

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[Yeah well guess who went out and got an even better map? That's right. He did. And now everyone can see it, they won't need to ask permission from Eridan or anything. He was actually doing this for the good of the hive, and for self reference, but the side effect of annoying Eridan did add a bittersweetness to the fact. He grins a little when he hears the kick, but he doesn't stop drawing.

...Maybe he has a problem.]

that icon is cute sob i need more eridan add on icons when it expires this month

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[Still boiling with RAGE, Eridan walks to the bathroom, turning around to glare at Sollux before slamming the door shut. The sound of something being ripped at is heard, possibly the map that Eridan was finishing. Probably.

Silence.

Sollux you asshole.]

yes you do.

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[Wow, Eridan. He's just going to roll his eyes at you now.

...But then Sollux remembers Aradia's words-- "itd be nice if we could help him be less ...like he is".

BIGGEST. SIGH. EVER. As he goes to knock on the bathroom door.]

sob it expires the 22nd or 24th I think so soon!!!

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[No reply.

He is not going to cave and be the first person to reply. Eridan just continues to give Sollux the cold shoulder (to the best of his ability, anyways) as he attempts to gank this motherfucking tooth.

he will rip it out of his jaw and then use it to kill sollux with....or something badass like that. WHO EVEN KNOWS.]

GOOD!!

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[Waiting. Waiting. Ughhh, fuck you Eridan.]

Ansther me, printhe.

!!!!!

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Wwhat. Wwhat do you wwant?

[He sounds a little dejected even though Sollux spoke first. But he's not going to open the door, the door is unlocked and he doesn't necessarily feel like looking at Sollux's face.]

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I want you to thtop acting like thuch a lother.

[No, he couldn't really make that sound nicer. But it's probably for the best he doesn't go in. It might result in another fight.]

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[The door clicks open and Eridan jerks his head out of the crack. A thin purple streak coming from one eye as he glares and flashes his fangs. To look tough!!!

(the effect is kind of ruined when one is like chipped)]

You wwant me to stop acting like such a wwhat Sol?

keywords just for you

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[Oh god, was he crying. Really? Ugh.]

Lother.

Lother.

...

Thtop acting like a dweeb and taking everything perthonally.

wow just wow

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Okay, fine. Leavve me alone.

[And he slowly goes back into the room and closes the door. Mumbling something before he does so...

but before I type those words out, let it be known that he did not talk to Aradia, Feferi, or anyone to say this. This is on his own chagrin.]

Sorry.

direct quote from charlie sheen.

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[That... took him by surprise a little. He's just about to leave when he hears it, but then he stops. Yeah, he likes to piss Eridan off, and he probably won't stop it, but he's not completely heartless. He can't bring himself to repeat the phrase, but he can at least sound like he means it when he says:]

Yeah. ... Me too.

wwoww sollux u doin drugs!?!?! do we need to make you go to rehab!?

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[See. Eridan can be a good fish. :( ]

I'M ON A DRUG AND IT'S CALLED SOLLUX CAPTOR

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[RARELY!! X(]