Eridan: Go on a SUPER SECRET MISSION with Sollux.

[lonelyglub]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

sol its time for our super secret mission
wwell it wwill be us because i dont knoww wwhat happened to kar
too much highfivvin advventures i guess
anyhoww meet me outside a the hivve okay

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling twinArmageddons [TA] --

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[p2iioniic]

do you really thiink 2o?

You doubt it's what Eridan is suggesting it is, but it's not like you have any clue either. Because what the hell is a waffle maker, anyway? Even the name sounds ridiculous. But that doesn't matter, since you're still going to take it with you as you attempt to find other gifts for your friends. Which you do, eventually. But they won't be mentioned here in some sort of list form, because that would be too easy. Anyway, once their quest was finished, the two trolls finally found themselves in front of Japan's apartment door.

ok.
are you ready.
becau2e we have two be quiiet.

[action]

[lonelyglub]

im more than ready
shhhh sol be quiet

The two of you quietly break into Japan's apartment. Quietly of course. No need to roust Japan into a fury of sandwich making anger and shoot both Sollux and yourself because that would suck if they were eaten.

You open the door because it is unlocked. What kind of douchebag leaves their apartment door unlocked!? Well, apparently Japan does. Deal with it, okay? You motion for Sollux to follow you with the sack as you tip toe quietly into the apartment complex.

You've been here before so you lead the way to where you think is the perfect place in the whole apartment for Japan to behold this gift. The kitchen table.

You turn to your BEST FRIEND BIFFLE SOLLUX and whisper;

hurry put it on the table

[action]

[p2iioniic]

You quickly take the WAFFLE MAKER out of your bag, and place it on the kitchen table, as quietly as possible. You can be very stealthy when you want to be. Almost like a ninja. Almost.

Except something inside your bag must have fallen against each other somehow, and it sounds like metal hitting metal within your new knapsack. It's quite loud.

2hiit.

An unforeseen circumstance. You spend about two seconds looking to Eridan and staring, with the realization that you done fucked up, before booking it out of the apartment, hoping that he's following you.

[action]

[asideglance]

[Like hell I'm doing Homestuck style, I don't even do that as Jade. I MEAN OKAY. So Japan was totally drawing crazy pictures in the other room while Greece was out or something, and the loud noise distracted him enough to get up and run out into the center.

Normally he'd be holding his sword all defensively. BUT. He is extremely happy at this point in time, so he just.

STARES AT THE WAFFLE MAKER.]

[action]

[lonelyglub]

You flee with Sollux, never looking back to see if you had awakened the beast that is Japan. You highfive Sollux even though he screwed up.

ENJOY YOUR BRAND NEW WAFFLE MAKER.

"he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker..."