Who was accepted to the college of their dreams?
Oh yeah it was me.

So happy.

I placed second in a scholarship essay contest.
I suprise myself sometimes, by being good at things.

At our best, you and I are the best anyone's ever been.

Kat: You went in my bedroom!
Me: No, I didn't.
Kat:Yes, because you moved the backpack and forgot to put it back.
Me: What the fuck are you talking about? (you are a crazy person.)
Kat:Maybe you forgot because you are so high!!
Me.....(I am not high wth.)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU KAT?

"I snorted ecstacy through a tampon applicator."

Naming your baby Jasper.

Good milk comes from happy spiders, and happy spiders come from california.

Jesuszilla, son of Godzilla.

Growing up is fun.

My boyfriend is such a fucking idiot.
Everyone knows NOT TO PROVOKE KAT.