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The Importance of Condoms

Jan 08, 2011 12:09

WHO: Sadiq and Elizaveta
WHEN: Saturday, January 8th, Noon
WHERE: Outside Sadiq's heavily locked apartment door
WHAT: A lesson on sexual safety issues must be given, now that Sadiq's a big boy now. (It's not just Francis and John Paul who can play at this game.)

( -and so this is why you always use lube. )

status: incomplete, hungary, ...what are you doing in my house!?, she a crazy bitch, i will stab your eye out with a bloody s, haters gonna hate, girl you look fierce, turkey, manry like a walnut, hello again, parental advisory, i hate you all, cooperate or i will cut you, i'm hungary for turkey, seme vs seme

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turkishsurprise January 9 2011, 02:59:58 UTC

Sadiq meant it when he said he was walking around in his underwear -- or boxers, rather. He wasn't about to gussy up just because Elizaveta was threatening to come, having assumed it was only a bluff anyway, but it was hardly two minutes after closing his laptop when he heard the cringe-worthy ring of the doorbell. In haste, the man grabbed an old pair of jeans off of his dresser and shambled into them. Sadiq had been planning and looking forward to making a visit to Gupta's house, where he was hoping for a second round of the sexual gratification he gotten on New Years.

Elizaveta. She knew how to be a goddamn boner kill.

He stormed to the door while pulling a shirt over his head, grit his teeth as he peered through the peephole at the familiar face, and unlocked the door. Sadiq wretched it open, very obviously unhappy. "I'm gonna tell ya now to hightail your ass outta here before I make ya."

Excuse me, I kill boners for a living. =| lizzypan January 9 2011, 06:08:14 UTC

Oh, how gorgeous. A scruffy, angry-looking, currently sexually repressed old man. Elizaveta could barely contain her excitement. Taking the tupperware from out under her arm, she pushed it forward into his chest, no longer smiling. "Here, lunch. I heard you liked falafel, so I made you some goulash." Using her elbow to nudge him aside, she carried the bowl with her into the apartment, setting it down on a random coffee table.

As she set her briefcase down as well, she twirled around and smiled mockingly. "I have so much planned for today," she practically sang out. "You and I are going to have so much fun exploring the wonders of the modern era and how to properly use the famously known condom."

Leaning against the coffee table, she smiled again. "Oh, and if you are going to call the cops, or 'make me', then I am going to take down every single piece of furniture in this house." She narrowed her eyes. "Now, shall we eat the goulash before or after?"

Lolol Sadiq does such a good job at looking like a homeless guy. Sobbb. turkishsurprise January 10 2011, 05:48:06 UTC

He didn't put up much of a fight for Liz when she pushed past him, much to anyone's disappointment. Sadiq was bluffing, and the stupid girl knew it, just like she always did when he tried to threaten her. Elizaveta ambled through his doorway easily, appearing rather pleased with herself even, and Sadiq could only resign himself to whatever cruel fate lied ahead, bowl in hand as it was gifted to him. A bowl which brought another question to hand; What the fuck did goulash have to do with falafel? They didn't even compare.

Annoyed, he trudged to the kitchen so the bowl could fall onto the counter, and returned to his rather annoying acquaintance in the living room, leaning on the coffee table, but much more smug. It was like their attitudes had switched. Sadiq folded his arms over his chest, narrowing his own eyes right back at her. "How 'bout we just get this over with." A pause before he grudgingly added, "I dunno what you expect me to learn since I already fucked him."

lizzypan January 10 2011, 06:02:01 UTC

Oh, there was so much he needed to learn ( ... )

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