The Importance of Condoms
WHO: Sadiq and Elizaveta
WHEN: Saturday, January 8th, Noon
WHERE: Outside Sadiq's heavily locked apartment door
WHAT: A lesson on sexual safety issues must be given, now that Sadiq's a big boy now. (It's not just Francis and John Paul who can play at this game.)
She had nearly run two red lights, and the person behind her was honking because she didn't turn on her left turn signal. Keeping her phone in one hand while rapidly texting, she tried to keep herself relatively in her lane with her other hand, while at the same time looking over her shoulder to make sure that the tupperware bowl in her backseat wasn't tipping over and spilling.
Ah, the hardships of a Hungarian woman.
Once she arrived, she took her briefcase under her arm, pressed the bowl safely against her chest with her other hand, and slammed the door shut with her leg. She climbed the stairs--she needed the exercise, she had gained 2 pounds since Christmas break--and used her elbow to ring Sadiq's doorbell. For extra measure, she thumped her foot against the door as well.
She sighed, satisfied. Putting on her best cheesy smile, she waited outside the door and wondered if the cops were really going to come.