Hello Operator, Give Me Number 9
WHO: Conner and Erin AKA The Twins
WHERE: Conner's flat and Beth's place, respectively
WHEN: Morning, Monday July 12th
WHAT: AA meeting being held in Conner's home and a fish needs a home.
*ring* *ring* *ring* *click*
CONNER: ... 'ello?
ERIN:Hey, i'm having some complications with mudkip, and so i was wondering--since you like odd little things-- if you wanted a ghost fish. I have no where to keep him right now, so...
CONNER: Now's naet the best time Erin. 'm kinda hidinginthebathroom
ERIN: ...Why do you need to hide in your own house? Wait, you are home right?
CONNER: 'm home but... I woke up ta some weird shite.
ERIN: Who--or what did your drunken ass bring home last night?
CONNER: I dean't bring home nothin'! I been takin' care o' Peter, remember? Besides its more than one....
*a pause and sigh*
CONNER: Erin, people were holding an AA meeting around me when I woke up.
ERIN: W-what the...?
CONNER: They said someone called n' offered me place fer meetings... I had tae run ta the bathroom in me boxers. Erin... they won't leave.
ERIN: ...
CONNER: ... they poured all me alcohol down the sink.
ERIN: Alright, i 'll be over. Gimme a moment, i'll bring the fish too.
CONNER: They even poured out mum's expensive whiskey...
ERIN:THEY WHAT!? Fuckers, i'll get them!!!
CONNER: I think Peter shald be able ta let ye in. Think he's in the kitchen.
ERIN: I know how to let myself in, remember?
CONNER: ... Yer the one that taught Peter ta pick locks!?!?!??!
ERIN: Yeah, whatever, see ya in a few-
*click* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
CONNER: Erin? Erin...?
CONNER: .... Fack.
*click*
WHERE: Conner's flat and Beth's place, respectively
WHEN: Morning, Monday July 12th
WHAT: AA meeting being held in Conner's home and a fish needs a home.
*ring* *ring* *ring* *click*
CONNER: ... 'ello?
ERIN:Hey, i'm having some complications with mudkip, and so i was wondering--since you like odd little things-- if you wanted a ghost fish. I have no where to keep him right now, so...
CONNER: Now's naet the best time Erin. 'm kinda hidinginthebathroom
ERIN: ...Why do you need to hide in your own house? Wait, you are home right?
CONNER: 'm home but... I woke up ta some weird shite.
ERIN: Who--or what did your drunken ass bring home last night?
CONNER: I dean't bring home nothin'! I been takin' care o' Peter, remember? Besides its more than one....
*a pause and sigh*
CONNER: Erin, people were holding an AA meeting around me when I woke up.
ERIN: W-what the...?
CONNER: They said someone called n' offered me place fer meetings... I had tae run ta the bathroom in me boxers. Erin... they won't leave.
ERIN: ...
CONNER: ... they poured all me alcohol down the sink.
ERIN: Alright, i 'll be over. Gimme a moment, i'll bring the fish too.
CONNER: They even poured out mum's expensive whiskey...
ERIN:THEY WHAT!? Fuckers, i'll get them!!!
CONNER: I think Peter shald be able ta let ye in. Think he's in the kitchen.
ERIN: I know how to let myself in, remember?
CONNER: ... Yer the one that taught Peter ta pick locks!?!?!??!
ERIN: Yeah, whatever, see ya in a few-
*click* *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
CONNER: Erin? Erin...?
CONNER: .... Fack.
*click*