Comments | lolocracy: Oh, don’t mind me, just looking at some pooooonies~

polishflare in lolocracy

Oh, don’t mind me, just looking at some pooooonies~

Jul 09, 2010 15:04

WHO: Sadiq, Feliks
WHEN: Friday, early afternoon
WHERE: The Seapony Ranch
WHAT: Feliks is being a pony creeper, Sadiq is a creeper in general.

( And the ponies are generally afraid for their lives, or their peace and quiet… or their lives. )

ponies like omg, creepers gonna creep, who are you?!, turkey, status: complete, poland, fences suck!

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istiklal_marsi July 10 2010, 16:44:58 UTC

When Sadiq decided to take an early afternoon walk, he certainly hadn't been planning on having his attention captured by what appeared to be a young woman trying to hop the fence of the Seapony Ranch Property in an almost rabid fashion. Creepy. Normally, he would have only spare a glance, except, well ( ... )

polishflare July 11 2010, 19:42:16 UTC

Feliks' head shot up at the interruption ( ... )

You know, I hear there's this nice home in town for delusional people like you. Very nice home. istiklal_marsi July 11 2010, 21:53:17 UTC

"Eh?" Sadiq gave him a blank stare, trying to understand where she had gotten this pony stealing idea out of pointing out that she was accidentally flashing everyone. "Steal ponies? Why would I want to do that? I only ride the full sized horses. Ponies are too small for me. I simply thought I would point out that your actions were...undignified for the public, and that you were scaring those poor animals when you charged at them like that. No wonder why they moved away." He sniffed. "Don't you know how to act properly in front of people? Honestly, I almost thought you were some crazed lunatic...."

Wait--what the hell? Sadiq's mind finally caught up to the voice of the other person. That voice didn't sound feminine at all. Shocked (and even more disturbed), Sadiq took a step back and gaped. "W-wait a minute. A-are you...Are you guy!? Why are you wearing a skirt!?" To be honset, he though crossdressers existed only in myths! And yet....this person....How appalling!

As long as it has a walk-in closet. polishflare July 12 2010, 00:56:21 UTC

"Crazed lunatic?"

Feliks rose to his feet, hands going to his hips.

"Ponies like, like, me very much, thank you very much, dude, and I'm sure they didn't run because they had seen me approaching. I'm not the one running around looking, like ( ... )

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