Oh, don’t mind me, just looking at some pooooonies~

[polishflare]

WHO: Sadiq, Feliks
WHEN: Friday, early afternoon
WHERE: The Seapony Ranch
WHAT: Feliks is being a pony creeper, Sadiq is a creeper in general.

Comments

As long as it has a walk-in closet.

[polishflare]

"Crazed lunatic?"

Feliks rose to his feet, hands going to his hips.

"Ponies like, like, me very much, thank you very much, dude, and I'm sure they didn't run because they had seen me approaching. I'm not the one running around looking, like..."

He stared at him, searching for the right description.

"Like... I should be robbing a bank or something, not ponies, though who wouldn't want to steal ponies, ponies are the best. But, you shouldn't, that's wrong. Stealing ponies is totally stupid and mean... I would never do something like that, never thought about doing anything like that in my life, well I...

Feliks stopped to eye around innocently, getting lost in his own ramble, but caught sight of the way the person was gaping at him and pretending like HE was the pony stealer/creeper instead! Feliks's eyebrow rose as he stared at him, before he finally realized the rest of what the person had said, the part that hadn't involved ponies.

"Of course, I'm a guy!" he pointed himself out, as if that was supposed to help make it true, "And skirts are nice, until they get caught on, like, dumb fences!"

Feliks took that time to give payback to the fence, for putting him through agony, by kicking one of the posts.

Oh yes, of course. It was be large, white, and bare of anything fashionable

[istiklal_marsi]

Sadiq barely even registered the Polish man's rambling, his mind filled with a haze of confusion that had started to filter in the moment he realized that he had been flash by a guy. Somehow, that was even more embarassing than being flashed by some ditsy, somewhat pony-crazed girl.

"But...why?" Sadiq's hands flailed, trying to find the right wordes to explain the indecency of a man wearing female clothing. "It was...not made...for your, er, hips. Or the male population, period. This is inappropriate for someone of your gender!" Not to mention the color was...sort of ugly, particularly on this man. Ew.

"Kicking the fence post won't make your-" crossdressing "-problem go away, you know this, right?" But then again, he did seem kind of stupid. Sadiq's arms folded, cheeks still coloured from being flashed (by a guy!).

Then, naw, I'll just stay in society c:

[polishflare]

"Kicking the fence is so I don't take my frustration out on you. And gag me with a spoon, you sound like my father... but you're not really old and really up tight and really Polish, so yeah stop trying."

Feliks rolled his eyes and waved the person's comments off. Honestly, was he really getting preached to about this by some random creeper? Really?

"Would you rather I be like you or something?" He snorted, "I'll get right on that, let me just go put on a mask and call myself Captain Creeper, though I'll have a way nicer looking mask, it'll be pink and it'll have rhinestones. I can be your arch nemesis that, like, protects the ponies... ooh... that actually sounds fun."

[istiklal_marsi]

Perhaps, if Sadiq had been a lesser man, with shallow thoughts and short patience, he really would have gagged this person with a spoon. Even now, he wished he had the eating utensil on him to do just a thing in the case it was needed, but unfortunately, he hadn't recieved the insight to bring one with him. "I am telling you this because it is important! Men wearing skirts isn't....isn't the norm, and it's frowned upon! Do you really want to stand out that much and look like a freak?"

This man(???) was so....so air headed or something. He was carelessly disregarding society's expectations in favor of some foolish idea he had thought of who knows how long ago.

"For your information, this mask is for, er..." Sadiq hesitated. He couldn't tell this man that he worse it to hide his face from scrutiny of the public because he was afraid he'd be teased again. "For protection, yes. It is not some sort of 'creeper mask' or anything like that, so you can stop your ideas right now. Honestly, the way you go on, you are like a little child with too many ideas in their head."

[polishflare]

Figuring he'd humor this person Feliks leaned his arm against the fence and rested head on it, trying to pay attention to what they had to say. He found these kind of speeches to be amusing sometimes, but having heard the same exact thing many times before got to be pretty dull, and Feliks didn't do well with dull... so he nodded, while his eyes strayed to the sky, to something in the distance, to the stupid fence, and then to... the ponies. Oh, yeah the ponies!

...A-and they were starting to come back over!

He kept his eyes on them while responding, "Yeah, I'm weird I, like, get that, okay? And normal, mask and all, yeah normal, I get that as well. Really... I do."

The snort at that turned into a sigh, "I... just like pretty things and people usually like pretty things, so I like to be a pretty thing. Plus, my parents dislike pretty things, pft, because they sound like you all the time, which is not my problem. And pa-lease, don't let the skirt fool you, I am way mature then you would ever know...

The ponies... were.. right.. there. He couldn't contain himself. He made a small squeal before fluttering over to them, stopping short because that apparently scared them a bit. With extra care he put a hand out towards them.

"Sorry, ponies." he laughed.

He patted one's nose before eyeing the other man over his shoulder with a cocky expression, "See, the ponies do like me."

[istiklal_marsi]

Sadiq got the feeling that the other man(???) wasn't really paying attention to him anymore when the ponies started to come back over. Shaking his head, he stopped trying to lecture him(???) because it obviously wasn't doing anything. Or, if it was, it was turning the conversation rather negative and maybe that's what the other was trying to prevent. Either way, it was useless.

"Well, if you like pretty things so much, why don't you-" get a gender change "-er, express it a different way? I'm sure there are other methods of expressing your enjoyment for it rather than wearing pink skirts and chasing ponies."

Speaking of ponies...not only had they come back over, but a large burly man was headed their way. As he got closer, Sadiq could see the irritated look on his face. Instictively taking a step back, he prepared for what was probably to be a verbal lashing about harassing the ponies from the man.

[polishflare]

Feliks turned and put his hands on his hips. Why other people insisted on going against anything fabulous and perfect was beyond him.

"Like, what's wrong with pink, poinies, and skirts? You know, I think you need some pink, ponies, and skirts in your life, mister creeper, and then you'll totally relax...."

His eyes narrowed as he watched the guy backing away.

"Seriously, it's not that bad. Geez, it's a lot more freeing then pants and shows off your legs way better. But, sorry, dude, you're not going to make me into a creeper if that's what you're wanting..." the guy wasn't even listening, Feliks growled in irritation, "Like, what are you looking at?!"

He flipped his head to the side and saw the man approaching. Feliks gulped. Oh no, the man was probably going to think he was also some creeper. He was going to be grouped in as a creeper trying to steal ponies!

"I-I'm totally not with him!" he shouted before scrambling to the fence, quickly trying to get back over it with a lot of difficulty, though not making much progress at all.