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PIP PIP, TALLY HO!

Jul 04, 2010 16:29

This dreck is not cricket! Because this tea is not adequate, especially without crumpets. Now what will I blame for my horrendous dental issues? You bloody Yanks!

NUFUFU!

Those stupid Brits! Did you think that you could keep down...

ALFRED F. JONES?!

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godsavemy July 5 2010, 00:29:48 UTC

...That is horrendously distasteful.

fuuuck_yeah July 5 2010, 00:32:01 UTC

The fact that British people call cookies "biscuits" is too, dude!

godsavemy July 5 2010, 00:40:28 UTC

Why are you talking about biscu--?! And how does that even compare to ridiculous stereotypes?!

...And it's a perfectly appropriate title for them.

fuuuck_yeah July 5 2010, 00:51:40 UTC

Not biscuits, man!, COOKIES! And I mean, duh, they're both ridiculous!

It's not appropriate! "Chocolate Chip Macadamia biscuits" just doesn't have the same ring.

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salylimon July 5 2010, 00:34:41 UTC

That's racist.

fuuuck_yeah July 5 2010, 00:38:02 UTC

...w-what?! I love all people equally! Even if they can't play real football.

salylimon July 5 2010, 01:35:27 UTC

...still sounds racist.

fuuuck_yeah July 5 2010, 01:42:53 UTC

...are you racist? Because...I HAVE A DREAM! THAT ONE DAY, WE WILL NOT BE RACIST BEINGS, BUT WILL LIVE AND LOVE TOGETHERRRRR!

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vicious_wolf July 5 2010, 00:40:10 UTC

I suggest you keep this annoying spam to your own journal.

fuuuck_yeah July 5 2010, 00:51:02 UTC

Nonononono! No spam today! Only hotdogs and burgers on the grill!

vicious_wolf July 5 2010, 01:00:18 UTC

Sorry, your birthday is already over where I live.

Now leave.

fuuuck_yeah July 5 2010, 01:15:31 UTC

Dude. Haven't you heard of a birthday week?

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pride_of_kiwi July 5 2010, 05:22:40 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHA! What a dag! I knew I liked you for a reason! Happy Independence!

Though the Pommies aren't all that bad. Might want to watch what you say around here. Even if it is your birthday.

fuuuck_yeah July 5 2010, 05:31:25 UTC

Dude, what do Pomeranians have to do with this? Sure they're cute, but maaan can they yap.

pride_of_kiwi July 5 2010, 05:42:49 UTC

....Pomeranians? Well, the Brits like t'yap alright, but I wouldn't call 'em Pomeranians. More like big browed bulldogs.

S'Strine, mate. Kiwi speak n' Aussie lingo for the British.

fuuuck_yeah July 5 2010, 05:49:42 UTC

Hold up a second there, bro! You've totally lost me! Where do the eyebrows and fuzzy fruit come into all of this?

Oh, hey! Did you just call British people furry brown bulldog fruit that's green in the inside? Or was that a bulldog on the outside with the unexpected green fruity middle...?

Either way, that's harsh, man!

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