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[lolmafialol]

OHO.

Headcanon meme

Yuusuke, Kazu, Yamamoto, Colonello, Cloud, Natalia, Shinji, Darc, Raiden, Mustang.

Ask away! Cloud's link goes to a previous headcanon post.

PS Anyone can jump me anytime.

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[get_sometail]

ENOUGH OF THIS BAAWWW MY EVERBODY IS DEAD. Tell me about Cloud being topped by adorable orphans.

[anonymous]

In vol. 1 of the manga Yamamoto seems to have depressing thoughts about his baseball career and later almost jumps off the school roof after breaking his arm. What are your thoughts on this?

[lolmafialol]

I wrote an essay on this actually! Over here. but to quote the part that's the most relevant:

When we meet Yamamoto, he's hot in an ugly style, popular, and a baseball star beloved by the whole school - but on a personal level, he's in a slump. After he gets a half-hearted "hard work fixes everything" pep talk from Tsuna, he works too hard and snaps his arm - and the answer to this possible end of his baseball career IS CLEARLY SUICIDE, so he climbs up on the roof and freaks out the whole school. (...) ONE NEAR-DEATH EXPERIENCE LATER, Tsuna's saved Yamamoto's life, and Yamamoto instantly becomes gay for him and tells him he's amazing - that he's right, he should live with a dying will, and he doesn't know what he was thinking. The student body decides it was all a joke and brushes it off (it was a BIG DROP, SURELY SMOKE AND MIRRORS WERE INVOLVED), and we never see Yamamoto depressed again! :D :D :D Except 11 years laterWhat we DON'T KNOW at this point, is that alongside the goofy upbeat retardedness, Yamamoto is a very focused type

[lolmafialol]

Initially Yamamoto being suicidal is a really awkward way to introduce such a cheerful character - I didn't even mention it in his canon when I wrote his application, because it had NOTHING TO DO with his current character or state of being. Because, REALLY, IT IS SORT OF WEIRD AND AWKWARD compared to his existence in the rest of the day-in-the-life arc! The fact that the character who is the most cheerful of all of them, the source of HILARIOUS OBLIVIOUS RETARDATION, was suicidal when he entered the picture . . . what! BUT. It's much, much easier to understand (...) looking at it retrospectively. Amano has this THING where a lot of what she does is only interesting in retrospect. In the end, the most defining thing about Yamamoto isn't that he's happy or oblivious (though that's definitely the most obvious thing!) - it's that he's steady and reliable. So the attempted suicide WASN'T ACTUALLY OUT OF LEFT FIELD AND TOTALLY WRONG FOR HIS CHARACTER AFTER ALL \o/ and is in fact helpful (OR EVEN PIVOTAL? maybe not :\) in understanding how

[anonymous]

Uwaah, thank you.
Sorry, I didn't know there was already an essay orz.

[flyingteapot]

AUDIENCE WANTS TO KNOW HOW THE CHIN SCAR HAPPENED PLS?

[lolmafialol]

MULTIPLE THEORIES

[flyingteapot]

alskjdfAHAHAHA @ 3

Also omg ONE MORE? REGARDING 4? Tell me about Yama's first kill?

[lolmafialol]

Answering this a MILLION YEARS LATER