Famous Author Kills Beloved Characters in Outing Tragedy

Oct 19, 2007 22:54

...and before she was hustled off the stage, the wild-eyed author was reported to have shouted, "And that's not all! Remus was gay! Tonks was gay! Cedric Diggory was gay! Sirius was gay and Snape was gay and Fred was gay, unless it was George! No, Fred! Fred was gay! And George's ear was gay too! And Dobby was a gay, gay elf! And Hedwig! ( Read more... )

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jenocclumency October 20 2007, 13:24:18 UTC
HAHAHAHAHA!

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lolaraincoat October 21 2007, 17:34:09 UTC
*bows to you*

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elphaba_of_oz October 20 2007, 22:14:06 UTC
This is the only sensible thing I've read about the whole, sordid stunt.

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lolaraincoat October 21 2007, 17:33:32 UTC
Well, you know me: sensible to a fault.

Heh.

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snegurochka_lee October 21 2007, 15:29:16 UTC
And George's ear was gay too!

Mwah!!! Love it. :)

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lolaraincoat October 21 2007, 16:21:48 UTC
Thank you!

*weepz for tragic Ear of George*

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arallara October 23 2007, 01:52:34 UTC
Ahahahahaha!!! I've been blessed to miss all the wank over this, but this post is hands down the most awesome thing I've seen posted about all this anywhere.
Thank you for making me laugh and laugh and laugh. *g*

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lolaraincoat October 23 2007, 02:41:14 UTC
aw, thank you!

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julia_fractal October 23 2007, 19:47:14 UTC
LOL, you have my favorite take on the whole Dumbledore is gay incident :)

Oddly enough, I read about Dumbledore's outing on LJ over the weekend and didn't think much more about it. Then my straight friends saw it in the papers and ran to me going "What did you think of this?!"

P.S. Lupin and Tonks are still gay queer in my books!

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