Famous Author Kills Beloved Characters in Outing Tragedy

[lolaraincoat]

...and before she was hustled off the stage, the wild-eyed author was reported to have shouted, "And that's not all! Remus was gay! Tonks was gay! Cedric Diggory was gay! Sirius was gay and Snape was gay and Fred was gay, unless it was George! No, Fred! Fred was gay! And George's ear was gay too! And Dobby was a gay, gay elf! And Hedwig!

Comments

[heidi8]

You forgot Mad-Eye Moody on that list.

And maybe Regulus /and Barty Jr, too?

Personally, I think it's a good, sensible plot decision - I just wish she hadn't been blinkered all these past years...

[lolaraincoat]

To say nothing of James and Lily!

I agree - it's a great thing. And yet it pisses me off too. And yet it's a great thing. And yet ...

*goes around in circles*

[fourth_rose]

*applauds you*

[lolaraincoat]

*bows to you*

[amanuensis1]

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *wets self laughing*

*hands you the "winz teh intenetz" award*

[lolaraincoat]

*bows to you, humbly*

[redatt]

[Just passing by on friendsfriends ... you made me chortle :~)]

Does that make Harry bisexual? After all, he did die too, sort of, and then he stopped being dead!

OMG! Harry Potter ... cured of being gay?

[lolaraincoat]

Brilliant! Harry Potter, ex-gay!

[meri_oddities]

Heh. I'm snickering over the whole thing. I mean, please. *g*

[lolaraincoat]

I know!

And also, I owe you email. I'm trying to get to all the rl email today and the one to you is on the stack.