"The way the Chief told me, the story goes like this: This guy, I think it was another Indian guy... he was a good guy, but I think he had some problems in the past. Maybe he got in trouble with the law a bit here and there. Maybe he had a rough childhood. Or maybe he fell in with the wrong crowd... Or maybe just in general felt like he wasn't ( Read more... )

Individuals born on the cusp of Gemini (the third Sign of the Zodiac) and Cancer (the fourth Sign of the Zodiac) are ruled by both Mercury and the Moon. These cuspians possess a large degree of brilliance and influence, and tend to control those around them. They dislike work which is perceived to be laborious and the inherent shrewdness here often ( Read more... )

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Not a good night at the gym tonight. But I *did* bring home some valuable lessons tonight. So!

Dear N00b,

1. Take your Melatonin at night. You already know why you have to do this. But don't rely on it exclusively as a sleep aid. Go to bed early so you get a full night of sleep, and for fuck's sake, take a real sleep aid if you have to, so ( Read more... )

Vitamin B6. L-Leacine. L-Valine. L-Isoleucine. L-Glutamine. Tribulus Terrestris. Creatine Monohydrate. Conjugated Linoleic Acid.

Just what every happy, healthy, growing boy needs?

This little project of mine takes the name "Operation Noodle Boy" straight from the old 90's comic book, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (featured here in this entry's user ( Read more... )

Earlier during the Fall season, about mid-October, I began to grow a beard to cover up the shame that was all over the face of this stranger that I no longer recognized, but somehow had allowed myself to become ( Read more... )

I've concluded I'll never be able to re-join the "LiveJournal Renaissance" as long as I keep posting every thought I have in Facebook, regardless of the length, even if it has to carry over into a reply or two. To that end, I've decided that to get back into the habit of blogging again, any thought I have that I feel compelled to vomit upon the ( Read more... )

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"What is Death Metal? The word that is always associated with Death Metal is "brutality." Because you're going to die, right? Death Metal is about death and that's final: You're not getting out alive, and that's brutal. But I also think there's a lot of brutal shit out there that doesn't have anything to do with dying: Humidity. Flying Coach ( Read more... )

So this morning, after getting up, showering, and getting dressed for work, I go outside to discover my car is not where I had parked it last night ( Read more... )