Get your bets in, folks.

Round 2 is imminent. I am going to destroy Eric Cartman again.

Consider this your warning; you have two hours to release Bebe, or I'm coming over there.

And I'll shove my maternal foot up your fat ass, you got it?

Until then, I think some little ones need some lunchies! :)

I guess everything is back to normal, although I haven't updated this in a long time..

I didn't even want to really look at a journal after having to write that note in the mountains.I've been pretty busy, actually. I had a lot of catching up to do at school, and I had a meeting with Principal Victoria, since I had.. a bit of explaining to do, on ( Read more... )

I don't know what's going to happen to me, but luckily I have this journal, so I'm going to use it to my advantage.

I don't know where I am, or what happened to me, but I want to go home already. I can't get my cellphone to work, and I can't find anyone, or anything. It just seems like a total deserted frozen tundra up here, and I..

don't want ( Read more... )

So, I feel asleep last night before the log finished, but.

Kenny is dead again, yes/no?

Which means a reset of the world hopefully sometime today, if it is an official death?

No one was on AIM to ask, so I figured here was as good of a place as any.

What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?

Jews burn longer.

Enjoy hell, you dirty kike bastard.

Actually, fuck those fags Tweek & Butters, too.

What a bunch of fuckwits.

In favor of skipping class, and since that bitch Bebe just ditched me and never showed up, I've decided that I need to take a decisive course of action ( Read more... )

God, I can't stand this fucking town ( Read more... )

I've got such an intense headache, and I can't seem to find the aspirin anywhere.

I've already torn apart the medicine cabinet in the bathroom and the kitchen, and mom said she has no clue where it is either. What a pain, literally ( Read more... )

[OOC: Noticed everyone was doing this, so I'm going to be unoriginal & hop on, cause I love the idea!]

MESSAGE:"Hello, you've reached Wendy Testaburger's phone. I'm unable to answer my calls right now, but if you leave your name and number, I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks for calling. [Pause] Oh, actually, if this call is ( Read more... )