If that experiment happened where I came from, there would be chaos.  I'm kind of surprised that people took it so well.

( [Private | 70% Unhackable] )

What the fuck..? Ugh. Where the hell am I? And--Elle! Elle, can you hear me!?

Shit. This is absolutely insane... or... [There's the soft flapping of wings and then a sharp intake of breath.] Absolutely insane and impossible.

...Great.