Talk Like a Pirate Day 2011 game giveaway

[mike]

Ahoy mateys,

Celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day by scribblin’ ye finest buccaneer-them’d joke in Monday’s Writer’s Block, arrr, Scrawl. Fer them jokes that make me “Yo-ho-ho,” me be givin’ away some o’ me swag: 5 winners will receive t’ entire Tales o’ Monkey Island game courtesy o’ Telltale Games. An’ me also award game codes t’ play

Comments

[jenny_rae]

Yarrrr!

What's a Pirate's favorite element?

[erin92486]

AAARRRRGON!!

While we're talking science--

[diminishedfifth]

What was Bluebeard's favorite rock?

Iron Pyrite.

(Yarr--that be fool's gold!)

Re: While we're talking science--

[alivion]

Bluebeard wasnt' a pirate, he was a crazy killer dude.
Blackbeard was a pirate, a crazy killer dude with a ship

What did the pirate say when he crashed his ship into the iceberg?

[zeto]

Shiver me timbers!

[kindred_uk]

Q: What happened when Redbeard the Pirate fell into the Blue Sea?

A: He got Marooned!

Pirate Day!

[anonymous]

I saw a pirate walking around with a paper towel on his head so

I asked him, "What's with the paper towel?"

He said, "Yaarrrr I got a Bounty on me head."