It's about time. Glad to have you back. You missed a lot.
You can have Reno whenever you want. He's force-feeding me pizza and trying to get me drunk. Help! His apartment smells. Take him out for a while so I can clean it.
Pizza is not good for you. I don't know what kind of terrible education you had, but pizza is not considered a health food. It's junk, plain and simple. You spelled "you're" wrong. It's "your." Idiot. And if I have to stay with you, I'm not living in filth! I'm surprised your landlord hasn't thrown you out! I swear it's possible to smell this place from the street!
Contrary to popular belief, pizza is filled with important vitamins and nutrients like protein. Believe it or not, coffee isn't full of that. You can't live on it, so shut up and eat your damn dinner. Shut the fuck up and eat. It's hard to type with you bitching about your damn pizza. If I typo it's your fault, Captain Wankfest.
Of course the landlord hasn't thrown me out. He lost his sense of smell from smoking five packs a day!
I so did. I have the papercuts to prove it, yo! Ah, it was an epic battle, man. You should have seen it. Me... the paperwork... the gun Vincent had to my head... it was epically epic.
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You can have Reno whenever you want. He's force-feeding me pizza and trying to get me drunk. Help! His apartment smells. Take him out for a while so I can clean it.
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Of course the landlord hasn't thrown me out. He lost his sense of smell from smoking five packs a day!
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...I doubt you did any paperwork, though. I missed you too, man.
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Let's go egg Vincent's apartment.
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o_o; Tseng writes reports for other people, too..?
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... Heh.
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Ah, Rude! It is good to see you back. It'll be nice to have someone who can keep Reno in check... for the most part.
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We're getting drunk in celebration. For acouple days.
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