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[lividsunglasses]

Home.

...Reno, you and me: Beer.

PS: Tseng, you're back, too. ... ... You... want to write my mission report for me?

Comments

[takexcontrol]

It's about time. Glad to have you back. You missed a lot.

You can have Reno whenever you want. He's force-feeding me pizza and trying to get me drunk. Help! His apartment smells. Take him out for a while so I can clean it.

[shockxofxred]

Shut up. Pizza's good for you, skinny. I can read over you're shoulder, ya know. Don't you touch my apartment! Again.

[takexcontrol]

Pizza is not good for you. I don't know what kind of terrible education you had, but pizza is not considered a health food. It's junk, plain and simple. You spelled "you're" wrong. It's "your." Idiot. And if I have to stay with you, I'm not living in filth! I'm surprised your landlord hasn't thrown you out! I swear it's possible to smell this place from the street!

[shockxofxred]

Contrary to popular belief, pizza is filled with important vitamins and nutrients like protein. Believe it or not, coffee isn't full of that. You can't live on it, so shut up and eat your damn dinner. Shut the fuck up and eat. It's hard to type with you bitching about your damn pizza. If I typo it's your fault, Captain Wankfest.

Of course the landlord hasn't thrown me out. He lost his sense of smell from smoking five packs a day!

[lividsunglasses]

You two should sto--...

Nevermind.

[takexcontrol]

*googles* ..........I hate you. There's no way something that greasy is healthy! I refuse to believe the internet!

Dissing my coffee is grounds for an ass-kicking. ><#

Then all of your neighbors must be unable to smell because I'm sure they would have complain---

....Are those socks back in your sink?!?!?

I'll kill you in your sleep. *grumble*

[shockxofxred]

HA! Take that!

I'll dis your coffee all I fucking want! You dis my beer. >O

Yes. XD The socks are back in the sink. I put them there just to make you---AJ;oljwofa;ijf;tojr;oaitjah!!!! SON OF A BITCH! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!

SOCKS ARE NOT FOOD! NOT IN MY MOUTH!
Rude, he's trying to kill me!

[lividsunglasses]

... Dude, don't put me in this.

...
Don't kill each other. I don't want to clean blood tomorrow. Almost as bad as paperwork.

[takexcontrol]

Beer's gross. Drink something with more taste to it, you unrefined, half-witted, simpleton! >O

Socks are food now! That's what you get you----

*shriek*

WHAT THE HELL! THAT WAS COLD YOU ASSHOLE! D<
Don't you dare help him. He's going to die for putting ice in my shirt!

[shockxofxred]

*sarcastically* Oh yeah. Throw the big words at me, you ignoramus. Like I don't have a thesaurus next to me, yo. Whatever shall I do? *sneer*

Shows you, pretty boy! ...What? Why are you looking at me like...

GAH! MOTHER FUCKER! That's foul play!

[lividsunglasses]

((OOC: ROFL I'm laughing SO hard right now. XDDD I ♥ you two~ ))

... Please tell me your boxers are in tact.

Sir. For the record.
Beer is awesome.

[takexcontrol]

You call me that, yet you're the one who needed to use the thesaurus. -_- Hypocrite.

Are you done being an ass yet?

[lividsunglasses]

Pizza... bring that.
I'm coming to get you. ... You should let him clean the apartment.

[lividsunglasses]

Sir. I heard someone was trying to blow you up. Cool.

I'll get him.

[takexcontrol]

And shoot me. And run me over. >< I'm sure somebody will brief you.

Thank you. I'll call for his relief.