Perfect Record: SUCCESSFULLY MAINTAINED!

I now have a labret, and I got to see niftykitten's boobies.

Score.

Cannot cope.

Am off to Michigan.

(Okay, I was off to Michigan yesterday, and now I'm here. It's cold and the guy who owns Domino's Pizza is a scary religious nut with a Frank Lloyd Wrist fetish.)

To prove to isiscolo that this is not, in fact, my fandom journal ( Read more... )

And goddamnit, I've said it before and I've said it again:

Musefic is like those goddamn two year olds who come up to you, full of pride, and declare while smiling a 200-watt smile, "I POOPED!".

idiotparade and I should just move in together already, damnit.

I think, someday, maybe not today but someday, far in the future when the radioactive alien deathmonkeys have conquered the earth, I should get up in front of God, the U.N., and everybody, and apologize to the entire universe for ever, ever, ever being such a moronic cunt as to take any aspect of fandom even remotely seriously ( Read more... )

Far be it from me to judge, but you know, when one combines squealy, emoticon-using, fangirl-Japanesing yaoi-whoredom (of the varietly that sincerely refers to slash and yaoi 'mansex' and RPs incessantly in yaoi only games) with self-proclaimed FtM transsexuality, I just kind of have to blink at the whole transsexual part. Especially when it's ( Read more... )

I have a fetish.

And for my sins, God has delivered it unto me.

OMG.

SNOW!!!!

cry.

I ATEN'T DEAD.

... I just feel like it.

Have divested myself of the horrible unjob; yesterday, actually, but I didn't particularly feel like writing about it until today. Or even yesterday; since it just hit midnight, I should point out: I finalized my quitting on Tuesday, and today still feels like Wednesday.

Anyway..

The following is ( Read more... )

I'm tired ( Read more... )