You Are Cherry Pie


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is it true that couples that have been together a long time start becoming the same person?

i only ask because right now i am listening to Iron Maiden of my own free will and am having massive cravings for steak.

You'll die from an Unlikely Illness (like the plague).

You will unfortunately succumb to a random and unlikely disease. Only to find out after death that eating more broccoli would have cured you.


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i've wanted syphillis for 2 years, now i can have it! :D http://www.giantmicrobes.com/uk/products/pox.html

jules is god?

slev.

windmilling.

to Nellie the Elephant...

my boy is weird.

internet! sweet precious internet! never leave me again!

i want my internet back :(

dear brain,
                       as you are no doubt aware, we do not live in harrogate. we live in manchester. there are several very good reasons for this, the main one being that harrogate is BORING. i know it's so very beautiful and green and hilly and the air smells nice, and there are many shops that sell cute cheap random happy crap within ( Read more... )

You Are Cookie Monster
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