IC: Meeting Dietrich (Warnings: Torture)

[littlestsoldier]

*Near the barrier at the edge of the woods, a certain archangel of fire is sitting in a tree. Looking down below, he waits for a certain ad poster to arrive so that the show can begin.*

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[cognitagonist]

[ WALKIN' OUT TO MEET SOMEONE DELICIOUS well, or so he hopes. ]

[littlestsoldier]

*Pocketing that one before going for the left eye too~ So greedy~*

[cognitagonist]

[ NO RESPONSE, I AM SOOOOOO GONE. ]

[littlestsoldier]

Maybe I came on too strong.

[cognitagonist]

[ :( yes ]

[littlestsoldier]

*Oh well~ Steps back with the eyes in his pocket before using Dietrich's body as kindling for one bigass bonfire. Maybe you'll be more fun to play with after you pop back*

[cognitagonist]

[ . . . I CAN'T WAIT. ]

[littlestsoldier]

*Neither can I!*

[cognitagonist]

[ 3.......

2...................

1........... COMES BACK A SCREAMING. ]

[littlestsoldier]

*Cracks up, laughinnnnnnnnng*

You scream like a girl!

[cognitagonist]

[ jesus christ ATTEMPTED ESCAPE GOES HERE? ]

[littlestsoldier]

*Snickers at that, creating a wall of fire to block Dietrich's path*

Where are you going? You're the one that put up the ad, you should be happy to see me.

[cognitagonist]

[ . . . \o\ PASSES OUT AGAIN. ]

[littlestsoldier]

*Walks over and stomps on his hand, growling in frustration. Punctuates each word with a stomp to the hand*

Stop. DOING. That!

If you don't stop fainting, then I will haunt you forever. GET IT?

[cognitagonist]

[ SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU. ]

[littlestsoldier]

Okay, that's it. I know how to keep your pathetic ass awake enough for me to enjoy this. *Grabbing by the hair and DRAGGING. We goin' on a little trip*