IC: Meeting Dietrich (Warnings: Torture)

[littlestsoldier]

*Near the barrier at the edge of the woods, a certain archangel of fire is sitting in a tree. Looking down below, he waits for a certain ad poster to arrive so that the show can begin.*

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[cognitagonist]

[ WALKIN' OUT TO MEET SOMEONE DELICIOUS well, or so he hopes. ]

[cognitagonist]

. . . . . . . .

Wha. . . what?

[littlestsoldier]

Make the choice. I can either torture you until you wish you were dead and then keep going, never letting you die orrrrrrrrrrr~ there's a special second option. I don't usually make deals, so it must be your lucky day.

[cognitagonist]

[ YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE THE COGS SLOWLY TURNING. VERY SLOWLY. ]

. . . what's . . . the deal. . .?

[littlestsoldier]

It's pretty simple, really. I want you to torture yourself. Starting with gouging out your own eyes and eating them, both of them.

[cognitagonist]

[ I'M SORRY THAT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN, his expression blanks out again. ]

[littlestsoldier]

Not even going to answer? And after I was so nice too? How rude.

[cognitagonist]

[ no answering for dicktricks. ]

[littlestsoldier]

*Moving the tip of the sword lazily back and forth in front of Dietrich's face...*

You should really pay attention when someone speaks to you. Listen up!

*...before slicing an ear off*

[cognitagonist]

[ he jerks, almost a full second too late. But he's fully checked out. ]

[littlestsoldier]

It's no fun if you're not "here". You really shouldn't ruin this for me.

[cognitagonist]

[ SORRY :( ]

[littlestsoldier]

Tch, how weak... Oh well, we can still have fun. I'll think of something to get your attention.

*tugs a smaller knife out of his boot and settles for cutting off the eyelids* And I'm claiming my prize either way.

[cognitagonist]

[ SOMEHOW IT BECOMES POSSIBLE TO GIVE A STRANGLED SCREAM AND PASS OUT AT THE SAME TIME. ]

[littlestsoldier]

No worries. A weakling like you saves for sure. *And angling the tip of the blade in, just under the right eyeball, before working the eye out of its socket with the knife*

[cognitagonist]

[ HE DEFINITELY SAVES. ALL THE TIME. ]