Stand Alone: Class Bicycle

[littlemissgriff]

Title: Class Bicycle
Pairing: Bart/Dick
Summary: Dick's naked in his kitchen and Bart has a point. Pre-Bruce Death.
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A/N: Written for a meme way back last April when Pervy replied with her 'Dick's List of To-Do' icon. There was one name noticeably missing. I realized I hadn't uploaded this on my new account so I had to fix that!
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Comments

[iesika]

Ahahaha, Bart. Bart, I love you.

Dick's pretty great, too. And also, yes, the class bicycle. I don't know how he even tried to deny.

[littlemissgriff]

Somehow, in all his poofy self-righteousness, Dick misses the fact he's a total slut. I can't think of a single character as canonically slutty as he is.

Bart Rules. He needs more love. *huffs*

[munnin_odanin]

bwhahahah! Oh that's gold! I love it!

[littlemissgriff]

When I can get more time out of challenges, I'm totally writing more Dick/Bart. I always forget how much I love it.

[greyandgold]

Hee! Oh Dick! Well with a body and moves like that what can you say?

Tinsey thing - "Since when were his thight so big?" - thighs?

[littlemissgriff]

There are so many typos and grammatical errors here, I just closed my eyes and reposted it without worrying about it. Thank you, though!

And, hey, Dick's sluttiness is totally justified. He's just bitten off more than he can chew, though. Bart tends to take the weirdest things seriously.

[ranger_girl0301]

GRINS

[littlemissgriff]

*grins back*

*shares cookie*

[kirax2]

This made me laugh so hard!

Oh Bart, Dick's just oblivious! You should have just gone up to him and said, "You want to have sex?" That would have worked much better. ^_^

And what do you want to bet that they end the night sweaty and satisfied anyway? XD

[littlemissgriff]

Oh, it so ends up sweaty and satisfying. Also, Bart takes the oddest comments seriously.

Tim the next morning. 'So, Dick. Um... Congratulations?'