Comments | littlemetaldrop: Absent but not Sick, Shot but not Dead.

littlemetaldrop

Absent but not Sick, Shot but not Dead.

Nov 09, 2007 21:34

I hear a sound. It is the sound of a dead LJ being dragged out of the abyss that is Outdated ( Read more... )

sick, cough, laser storm

Comments 8

a_soft_world November 10 2007, 03:55:40 UTC

you...you're on lj again...

okay first your brother, then you. this is strange/fantastic. :)

littlemetaldrop November 10 2007, 19:47:57 UTC

Let's see how long it lasts. ^_^;

asakiyume November 10 2007, 07:15:39 UTC

This is why I never like going to the doctor unless the problem is obvious--like when someone cuts themself with a penknife or something. Otherwise, doctors are all,

"It's probably just a lingering, annoying virus, but on the off chance it's dengue fever or river blindness, I think we should schedule a battery of tests that will use up approximately 809 hours of your life and will reveal to us that no, you don't have them."

It was funny how everyone was like, "You guys are still here?" Yup. Yup we are.

jugduf November 10 2007, 14:51:01 UTC

ahahaha, best doctors ever. dengue fever

littlemetaldrop November 10 2007, 19:48:43 UTC

halp i has den-gay feevr

a_soft_world November 10 2007, 21:46:36 UTC

river blindness sounds so romantic.

a_soft_world November 10 2007, 21:49:49 UTC

also, if they blood test you they will automatically do a pregnancy test, which has the potential to be hilarious and terrifying. they mixed up my (virgin) friend's results with a woman who was pregnant. it went like:
doctor: well, the tests show you are pregnant.
friend: WHAT?! *starts crying*
friend's mom: I'M-A CUT YO' HEAD OFF.
doctor: oh, it's okay...amanda. wait, that's not your name...oops.

littlemetaldrop November 11 2007, 02:02:22 UTC

How awful! I laughed.