Pass the bill to the person of your left. Fortune Cookie.

J: You know, if I was a witch, I think I'd stay a virgin since there's so much more you can do with that.
M: Because there's no use for whore's blood?

I'm not the one that goes to bars and orders a turkey sandwich like it's normal. Some dude at McMenamins.

You never play Edward Fortyhands with one Forty. Who's ever heard of that? David. Real Person.

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After 3 hours in the garage I have one large box of things for Goodwill, two big boxes of assorted things that are sale worthy, six boxes of CDs, and one full garbage can ( Read more... )

Given the option to take today's Chemistry test on Wednesday before the final. I accepted this extra time, even though I spent the whole weekend studying. For the afternoon, however, I'm going to slack a bit on the studies, go play with the dog for a bit, and then get started on the garage project ( Read more... )

You want me to refrigerate your whale? Some guy on the other side of a fence, Northeast Portland.

Dear Brady,

I saw your doppelganger today, riding a bike. He's gotten younger.

Yours truly,
Me