On a lonely day, I look out on the freeway. I can fantisize 'bout the car I drive.

[lithiumlaughter]

The curtain rises on an examination room.

The bottom halves of the walls are a dark chocolate colour, and the upper halves are an egg-shell-flirting-with-cream; a colour choice likely intended to be warm and soothing. The typical fixings of a doctor's office are there -- an examination table, a desk and computer, drawers, a counter, a sink. They

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[mwffj]

OMG YOU DID IT!!!!!!!

*glomps you and twirls you around!*

OMG CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!! YAY!!!

[mwffj]

[lithiumlaughter]

*is twirled*

*bows*

*squeezes you like WHOA*

[mwffj]

*Iz skweezed*

FANTASTIC! Now you can drive your white Civic too and we could be like driving twins or something. And you can "conveniently" need to take your car somewhere whenever your brother needs it to drive his harem around.

[girlanime]

Ahem. *gingerly clears throat*

...FUCK YEAH!!! :D

Now go show your brother who's boss. Be sure to put lots of lovey disgusting sibling stuff in the car--naked baby pictures, embarrassing moments (like that time you maybe caught him picking his nose on camera?), childhood loved stuffed animals or other objects--all ready so that when he needs to drive the harem around, you can be there to make sure they see it and that he's thoroughly embarrassed. ;) Feel free to ad lib as much as you see fit. Seeing as how I don't have a (younger, full blood relation) brother I wouldn't quite know how to embarrass one, save 'accidentally' pulling out a peen pump and the oddest of times and insisting it's his. XD

*does happy dance for joo, with maracas!*

[girlanime]

oh my did I say he drive the harem around? I MEANT YOU! >:D MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

*cough* ow, I think I sprained something >_>

[lithiumlaughter]

Between the maracas and the evil plots, I have to say that you've left me in stitches. Thank you. It was a lovely little sentiment to wake up to.

And for the reccord, you've got the whole embarassing a sibling thing down. Now to just go pull his old teddy bears out of the crawlspace. Hmmm...

*joins you in the happy dance*

[asitiswhenitwas]

Hells yeah.

Just remember, you have to ease back into rocking out in the car.

'Cause I don't know about you but for me the car is the medium,it's the rocking out that gets me to and fro in one piece.

Though telling your boss that your voice is a little shot when you get to work because you were rocking out to hard, that's a tough sell.

Or something.

[lithiumlaughter]

This is sage advice. Rocking out in a car is SERIOUS STUFF. I was rather good at it before epilepsy managed to screw me over.
(Picture a girl, not even five feet tall, headbanging and singing along to Australian Hip-Hop while cruising down backroads on her way home from work. I was hardcore.)

Give me time though. I'll be the master of the rocking out once more. :)