On a lonely day, I look out on the freeway. I can fantisize 'bout the car I drive.
The curtain rises on an examination room.
The bottom halves of the walls are a dark chocolate colour, and the upper halves are an egg-shell-flirting-with-cream; a colour choice likely intended to be warm and soothing. The typical fixings of a doctor's office are there -- an examination table, a desk and computer, drawers, a counter, a sink. They ( Read more... )
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*bows*
*squeezes you like WHOA*
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FANTASTIC! Now you can drive your white Civic too and we could be like driving twins or something. And you can "conveniently" need to take your car somewhere whenever your brother needs it to drive his harem around.
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Not just driving twins, but Alternate Universe Driving Twins. The prefix and the capitals make it so much more awesome. Of course, first, I'm going to go out tonight and see if I can't figure out this whole stick-shift thing again.
And actually, that whole harem thing? SO VERY MUCH THE PLAN.
"Gotta run to the bank!"
"I need to go stop in at work -- staff meeting."
"I've got to get to the store and pick a few things up before it closes."
"Group project. Need to be there in ten minutes."
I'm already cackling.
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If you can afford it, when he asks for the car, say you have to go somewhere right then....
...and then just circle the block or something until he leaves.
God, it's a good thing I don't have siblings or I'd be soo evil to them.
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Heh. Thanks. Going out last night revealed that I'm a wee bit rusty after not having driven for, euh, three years or so. Go figure.
Alas, though your plan is brilliant, I am poor. I suppose I'll just have to imagine doing so and enjoy that much.
I dunno -- I think you'd be my kind of sibling. Though really, I can hardly claim to be the paragon of virtue myself.
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