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Sixth Tide Turning ☠ Voice | Action

Dec 06, 2011 21:20

[voice--attempted filter away from Jilly Coppercorn, Elizabeth Swann, Cordelia Chase, Nami, and Buffy Summers. Jack is not so very clever at filters.]

HOla: Captain Jack Sparrow, here, with an opportunity for all you crafty nimblefingered types out there. Perchance do any of you know the fine art of poppetry? I need five devilishly attractive and ( Read more... )

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[ action OKAY JEEZ ] slaying December 7 2011, 02:32:39 UTC

[ no. no the portrait is not being dutifully displayed anywhere.

good luck finding it, jack.

you have seven minutes before buffy gets home. ]

[ action OKAY JEEZ ] lists_to_port December 7 2011, 02:37:01 UTC

Two of those minutes were spent in sadness and pouting. The rest would be spent in frantic hunting as the pirate tore apart the slayer's room in his quest.

There wasn't time to do this neatly; she could be home, soon.

slaying December 7 2011, 02:40:21 UTC

Jack's frantic searching uncovered a few things:

Firstly -- a dangerously festive and cheery looking box with a To: Jack tag on it. Ripe for the wholly unethical pre-unwrapping well before Christmas Day. Under the bed.

Secondly -- a certain worn-only-once festival costume dress hidden behind a heavy nearly-as-rarely-worn parka in the closet.

Thirdly -- no portrait.

lists_to_port December 7 2011, 02:47:21 UTC

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A PRESSIE. FOR MYSELF.

Yeah; that probably killed some time right there, along with the sensual stroking of one discarded leather dress. At least it momentarily distracted him from the portrait.

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[Voice] shadedsunlight December 7 2011, 02:34:39 UTC

You want stuffed dolls made of yourself.

[But on a more important note!]

There was an ice skating rink last year?

[Voice] lists_to_port December 7 2011, 02:38:32 UTC

Aye, yes please, stuffed dolls of myself! You know how to knit a poppet together, Mistress Ginia?

And aye again--the skating rink from last year was a thing of beauty. Delicate, shimmering, cold brittle beauty.

[Voice] shadedsunlight December 7 2011, 02:39:41 UTC

I'm afraid I don't, and even if I did, I wouldn't be any condition do sew things now. Perhaps you can ask Shiki?

Sounds like a nice thing. I wonder if the lake freezes enough to skate on?

[Voice] lists_to_port December 7 2011, 02:44:32 UTC

Problematically, Shiki might refuse on account of it being a somewhat odd request.

And she might tell Buffy.

Don't tell Buffy.

[He clears his throat before continuing on:] You want to watch yourself on the lakes. Bits DO freeze up solid, but it's best to test it first.

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[voice] frost_jewel December 7 2011, 02:39:34 UTC

Do not the lakes freeze with thick enough ice?

[Meet someone who can make you an ice rink.]

[voice] lists_to_port December 7 2011, 02:43:10 UTC

[Oh, the conditional love will be flowing, it will.]

Aye, lass--but the lakes are over a two-hour-trek away. Toes freeze off, poor little children turn blue and freeze solid. Much more better to have one close to the village, isn't it.

[voice] frost_jewel December 7 2011, 02:50:37 UTC

I hope you take more proper precautions than that before venturing so far in the snow, Captain.

[voice] lists_to_port December 7 2011, 02:52:19 UTC

Beautiful Mia, I do not WANT to venture out in the snow. I'm a Caribbeanish creature, me. I like the warm. Thus my plan of locating said rink close to said village so said Captain can dart indoors and warm himself if he needs it.

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voice 4000excuses December 7 2011, 02:40:54 UTC

...You need...body dolls?

[This is right up his alley.]

Body pillows are better.

voice lists_to_port December 7 2011, 02:41:45 UTC

Body pillows? [Oh, THAT sounds promising!] Tell me more, lad!

voice 4000excuses December 7 2011, 02:43:46 UTC

... [he's not a lad, but alright]

Body pillows are elongated pillows generally used to correct body posture, but more often used because they can have the image and size of a person while being decorated with said person's likeness.

They are extremely popular in my country.

voice lists_to_port December 7 2011, 02:45:27 UTC

And they are huggable and squeezable and cuddlesome? [These are VERY IMPORTANT FACTORS!] Which country is this, lad?

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[Voice] goldenglasses December 7 2011, 02:45:23 UTC

You had a fairy? [Vash finds this hard to believe.]

[Voice] lists_to_port December 7 2011, 02:45:50 UTC

Not in the carnal sense, no.

[Every time you do not believe, Vash, a fairy falls down dead.]

[Voice] goldenglasses December 7 2011, 02:47:13 UTC

Oh, a friend then? [That he can believe in.]

[Voice] lists_to_port December 7 2011, 02:49:44 UTC

[You great blond gunfighting Care Bear, you.]

Hrrrrrrrrrm dunno. Cirno was rather stupid, as fairies go.

[He'd had to run into a freezing ocean to rescue her from a starfish, once.]

More like a partnership.

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