Ace's Party

[lissla_lissar]

Lissar took over the theater in the Autobase for the purposes of this party. Chairs and tables have been set up, rather than the usual seating arrangements, and the curtains and lights were checked by specialists before being set up to do their thing almost automatically

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Food

[lissla_lissar]

The pornographic portions of the food include the cake and cookies.

There are also a selection of candies, a wide variety of alcohols, and other foodstuffs as provided by Bumblebee.

Re: Food

[creator_raven]

It is entirely possible that Raven is slightly more distracted by the fact that there are cookies to be overly concerned about the phallic bananas on them.

Possibly she did not even notice the penis-fruit.

It is a thing.

Re: Food

[stubborn_annie]

Annie's looking over the cake and cookies with a well-practised eye. She's a baker, and she's an Army wife; you get a lot of specialised business under the circumstances. It does look as if she approves, though.

Re: Food

[nitro_is_ace]

Ace has a cookie with a penis on it. Nomnomnom.

"Spoon's is better."

...

She also has absinthe. Sorry, Annie. She'll be sober shortly.

Party Games

[lissla_lissar]

There are a number of party games available for the women to participate in, including "Pin The Macho on the Man", "Bachelorette Bash Madlibs", and "Flying Pecker Pop Guns". Really.

Re: Party Games

[creator_raven]

The pop guns are interesting, yes.

Though Raven is not entirely certain why squeezing the balls tightly enough to launch them would not be painful for someone.

It does not seem a wise thing to encourage.

Still.

Re: Party Games

[stubborn_annie]

"Hm," says Annie thoughtfully. "I don't think we have that sort of design on my side of the ocean."

Re: Party Games

[creator_raven]

Raven tilts the penis in her hand, then wrinkles her nose.

"It is, I think, not so very useful."

Entertainment

[lissla_lissar]

The lights dim.

The curtains rise.

The main event...men.

Re: Entertainment

[furiousmaximus]

Max actually has a lot of experience with stripping. Though, to be honest, it's mostly from the other side of things. Still, he's an observant man, and he's watched enough to pick up some tricks

Re: Entertainment

[nitro_is_ace]

... Lissar set up this.

Lissar, the girl who rightfully dodges any and all topics even vaguely regarding sexuality managed to get that guy up on a stage. For this.

She wonders, vaguely, if there were auditions.

And even though she's blushing ridiculously (and wishes rather she'd gone for another glass of alcohol of some sort), the guy did put on one hell of a show. Ace wolf-whistles loudly, and decorates her chair with the abandoned skirt.

Re: Entertainment

[creator_raven]

Raven is not so much impressed.

Blame a lack of biology.

She does, however, throw a cookie at him.

Maybe two.

What? It is only polite. And possibly he is hungry.

Gift Bags

[lissla_lissar]

Lissar totally threw her hands in the air over this one. She gave the list of attendees to Bar and got labled gift-bags with the sort of thing appropriate to each person in them.

Hers has car-wax and sunglasses.