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Ace's Party

Apr 05, 2008 12:54

Lissar took over the theater in the Autobase for the purposes of this party. Chairs and tables have been set up, rather than the usual seating arrangements, and the curtains and lights were checked by specialists before being set up to do their thing almost automatically ( Read more... )

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Party Games lissla_lissar April 5 2008, 20:20:18 UTC

There are a number of party games available for the women to participate in, including "Pin The Macho on the Man", "Bachelorette Bash Madlibs", and "Flying Pecker Pop Guns". Really.

Re: Party Games creator_raven May 11 2008, 03:16:49 UTC

The pop guns are interesting, yes.

Though Raven is not entirely certain why squeezing the balls tightly enough to launch them would not be painful for someone.

It does not seem a wise thing to encourage.

Still.

Re: Party Games stubborn_annie May 11 2008, 03:25:17 UTC

"Hm," says Annie thoughtfully. "I don't think we have that sort of design on my side of the ocean."

Re: Party Games creator_raven May 11 2008, 03:30:21 UTC

Raven tilts the penis in her hand, then wrinkles her nose.

"It is, I think, not so very useful."

Re: Party Games stubborn_annie May 11 2008, 03:39:04 UTC

"I don't know that it has to be," says Annie. "It's not as if you're expected to do it that way for real, after all."

Re: Party Games creator_raven May 11 2008, 03:48:43 UTC

Raven snorts.

"Some people are entertained by very strange things, yes?"

She has seen it.

Re: Party Games stubborn_annie May 11 2008, 03:56:41 UTC

"I think they're likely more entertained by their targets' reactions," says Annie; she's hefting one of the pop-guns thoughtfully. "That, or they're drunk. Possibly both. You do see that at these parties."

Re: Party Games creator_raven May 11 2008, 03:59:21 UTC

"I do not so much get drunk."

Raven sounds faintly mournful.

"Also pretending is very boring."

When it comes to drunkenness, that is.

Re: Party Games stubborn_annie May 11 2008, 04:02:22 UTC

"Oh," says Annie. "Well, then, you'll just have to find somebody entertaining to shoot, won't you?"

She's seen Harry drink. Werewolf livers do scary, scary things to alcohol. It takes a lot to get that man plastered.

Re: Party Games creator_raven May 11 2008, 04:06:07 UTC

"Possibly."

Raven will have to give this matter much much thought.

Or she will shoot Annie Wells.

Either one.

Re: Party Games stubborn_annie May 11 2008, 04:09:26 UTC

Well.

Annie's going to have to shoot right back, isn't she?

She's pretty quick on the draw, too.

Re: Party Games creator_raven May 11 2008, 04:19:11 UTC

Raven is not laughing.

Really.

Nor is she attempting to grab another pop gun.

Two handed is always better, yes?

Re: Party Games stubborn_annie May 11 2008, 04:22:42 UTC

Maaaybe. Annie's just scrabbling for the business ends and looking to reload.

This may not be the most practical approach.

Re: Party Games creator_raven May 11 2008, 04:29:40 UTC

Practical is, perhaps, overrated.

Which may explain why Raven shoots both penises at the back of Annie's head, darting across the room for more.

It is best to be prepared, after all.

Re: Party Games stubborn_annie May 11 2008, 04:37:49 UTC

True! Very true. On the other hand, Annie now has quite a few penis heads to work with- squeeze, reload, squeeze, reload works very well, once you know what you're doing!

... yes, she has experience, shut up.

Re: Party Games creator_raven May 11 2008, 04:47:52 UTC

Raven, sadly, does not.

If only Coyote were here.

Alas.

But she makes do with what she has, which is a great deal of creativity, speed, and--

Judicious cheating.

What?

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