why do i suck at titles lately.

[lissie_pissie]

We went to Lake Mead yesterday. It blew. The "beach" was actually like, piles of rocks that people chose to lay on. What. I'm just a tad above that, lol. So we just drove and took photos. We came back and ate and got ready for Zumanity, which is a Cirque show, "the ~sensual~ side of Cirque". Of course we chose this one because we are pervy. IT WAS

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[codestothestars]

i think the reason i think you're LIKE THE COOLEST PERSON I'VE EVER MET KNOWN is simply because you observe the world so selflessly. 75% of the time, i suffer from some weird truman show-like delusion that everyone is around to entertain me. i forget, more often than not, that others have stories to tell and aren't just around to listen to MY tales. you're not like that. you not only invite people to tell you about themselves, but they SENSE it in you and are drawn to you because of it. like the man in the parking garage. liss, you're so awesome, seriously. don't ever change <3

[melodystones]

Aaaaaaaaahhh Cirque is so brilliant! I have never even heard of Zumanity though, THANK YOU for bringing it to my attention! And lol, I don't think there is a single Aussie male who would admit to not ever participating in a threesome.

You'll never know if the agency is sketchy unless you call and/or check them out. If it's something you're interested in, why not? You definitely have the model body type.

[xopenguin]

Ahhhhh I wanna see Cirque so bad. I hope they'll still be there next summer.

Oh I forgot to mention - check out this restaurant. It's quite exquisite, but I think you'd like it.

http://www.hugoscellar.com - Everything is dim-ly lit and they give you pallet cleaners between every course and fdkjfkjgkjfg.

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[xopenguin]

Okay, here are a few things that I think you'll enjoy - how much longer are you staying in Vegas?

• Check out the water show at the Bellagio. I think you would enjoy it. And the pictures with your camera will be A+ - you can find out more about it here

• You'll definitely love this. My mom and I went to the Rio hotel/casino to see their Masquerade "sky show" - basically, they have floats in the casino and dancers and whatnot performing on them. It's sort of like Mardi-Gras, when we went (August a few years back) they tossed out a bunch of beaded necklaces and stuff. Also, I'm pretty sure you can ride on the floats as well. The tickets to ride on the float if you'd like are $12.95 each - it's pretty awesome to watch too. - you can find more information on that here• There's also M&M's world by this place called Gameworks. In Gameworks they have a rock climbing wall which was pretty fun

[foxestacado]

I absolutely adore the Zumanity show. I want to go again. I've gone to a few Cirque shows in LV, and I think the Zumanity show is still the best one.

The performers you had in your show are different from the performers we had. So I'm glad they change up the show frequently. In our rotating sex stage performance, they pulled up an old lady, and she started fondling one of the young men on the stage. It was so fantastic. The pre-show is the best. Did you go to the Cirque lobby while you were waiting for the show to begin? They have little pre-show things too. There are little peepholes, and one of the transgender performers would come out with his whip.

In our pre-show, we also had a fat lady come out and feed audience members strawberries, while also teasing the men with her breasts. It was so hilarious.