why do i suck at titles lately.
We went to Lake Mead yesterday. It blew. The "beach" was actually like, piles of rocks that people chose to lay on. What. I'm just a tad above that, lol. So we just drove and took photos. We came back and ate and got ready for Zumanity, which is a Cirque show, "the ~sensual~ side of Cirque". Of course we chose this one because we are pervy. IT WAS THE BEST DECISION EVER. EVER. Oh my god it blew my mind, how gorgeous and strong those people are. And the dance and art of it all. I said to my mom, "I wish I would have seen this when I was younger." Why. "Because I would have aspired to it." It was fucking beautiful. AND SO MUCH FUN, TOO!! They were interacting with the audience, they pulled some guy up on stage and he was from Australia and this was at the point when there were like 10 couples on a rotating stage basically having slow, barely-clothed (in sparkly underwear) sex. She asked him if he's ever been in a threesome before and he was like, "YES." LOL. And OH MY GOD, they pulled some woman up there during this same bit and she started totally riding one of the dancers to the MAX, it was the funniest shit I have ever seen. Fun crowd. OH!! And there were these old people there, the host was talking to them and they had been married for 50 years. She brought them up on stage and made jokes and THESE PEOPLE WERE SO ADORABLE, she asked the husband if he remembered the first time he ever danced with his wife and he was like, "... I'm 71, I don't know." LOL. So she told them to make up for it and they fucking slow danced in the middle of the show with dancers around them and it was beautiful beautiful beautiful. On a different note, they had a number with a couple fucking around in an elevated bathtub, it was so sexual and amazing and she like, straddled the tub and he pushed her on and she slid up and down it and sdlkjfhahjls. OH MAN, they also had this number focusing on bondage and there was this girl tied up in all this shit and flinging around under this spotlight. It was dead silent except for her making sex noises and she totally had an orgasm and I LOVE THESE PEOPLE FOR BEING SO BALLS OUT FEARLESS. I snuck a couple of photos even though I wasn't ~allowed~. But then I stopped because I felt like too much of a fucking perv once their clothes started coming off.
DUDE. BEST. SO COOL.
Wait, I got sidetracked. First we did a spontaneous photo shoot in the bank parking lot lol. THEN we went to the hotel. We walked around and tried to find a place to eat, we had to stop in the bathroom to put tissue in the toes of my heels because they were almost slipping off but also THEY HURT LIKE HELL. idec, they are so amazing. We stopped at a restaurant called ~America~ and they had a huge-ass clay replica of the States on the ceiling, so cute, and it kills me because somebody had to sit and MAKE THAT ENTIRE THING and people probably don't realize that. We went to the show and got stopped on our way by some guy who wanted to put us on a list for a club Rok so we wouldn't have to wait in line. Sweet. They were also going to give us champagne. I was so down. So after Cirque ended, we went there but it wasn't 10 yet so they weren't ~open~ yet. The guy at the door (I don't want to call him a bouncer because when I think "bouncer" I think ginormous thug-like man but this guy was like my height, not beefed to absolute fuck, and wearing a nice suit with a pink tie to match the club's logo) told us they weren't rocking yet, but we started talking and he asked us what we did and stuff. My mom told him about her business and that's why she moved here, etc, and then he turned to me and asked if I was in school. I said I was done and he was like, "So what do you do? Model?" I laughed and said, "OH MAN." in an ICWYDT tone. He didn't laugh, he was like, "No, I'm serious." I smiled and nodded at the floor as I politely said, "Well thank you." He asked in all seriousness if I've ever thought about it, told me I should, I'm so tall and blah blah. He wrote down contact numbers and told me to send him my info and he'd get it in to some agency that he's got a friend at if I wanted him to. I know it could be seen as sketch but he seemed really safe and genuine, and I'm pretty intuitive, which I tend to trust. IDK if I'm going to call, I just know that a couple of years ago someone approached me at work for the same thing but I never called and I sort of regret that, even still. So idk. IDK.
Today we slept in and then went back to that pool. It was pretty much bliss - I laid on a floaty bed and drank a margarita. Oh my gosh, people are so nice lately, the server came by and asked if she could get me anything, so I asked her if she could do me a margarita smoothie thing *points to list*, a non-virgin one, she asked if I wanted a 12oz or a 20oz, so I asked her what the price difference was. "How about I make you the 20 ounce and just charge you for the 12?" ♥!! It was epic. And then I did water ballet and made my mom go underwater even though she was ~opposed~. She said she wanted to smash my face into bricks. LOL. BUT THEN SHE THANKED ME LATER BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUN. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. We came home, made a pizza, and then laid in bed and watched Cheers and drank wine. OH MY GOSH WE FOUND THE COOLEST WINE, it's called Little Black Dress and we bought it pretty much for the kick-ass bottle. It has red heels on it and sexy handwriting. I AM GOING TO MAKE A CENTERPIECE OUT OF IT. Oh oh we also got ice cream called Karamel Sutra but we were majorly bummed that there was chocolate ice cream mixed in there because we hate chocolate ice cream. Ugh.
DUDE. BEST. SO COOL.
Wait, I got sidetracked. First we did a spontaneous photo shoot in the bank parking lot lol. THEN we went to the hotel. We walked around and tried to find a place to eat, we had to stop in the bathroom to put tissue in the toes of my heels because they were almost slipping off but also THEY HURT LIKE HELL. idec, they are so amazing. We stopped at a restaurant called ~America~ and they had a huge-ass clay replica of the States on the ceiling, so cute, and it kills me because somebody had to sit and MAKE THAT ENTIRE THING and people probably don't realize that. We went to the show and got stopped on our way by some guy who wanted to put us on a list for a club Rok so we wouldn't have to wait in line. Sweet. They were also going to give us champagne. I was so down. So after Cirque ended, we went there but it wasn't 10 yet so they weren't ~open~ yet. The guy at the door (I don't want to call him a bouncer because when I think "bouncer" I think ginormous thug-like man but this guy was like my height, not beefed to absolute fuck, and wearing a nice suit with a pink tie to match the club's logo) told us they weren't rocking yet, but we started talking and he asked us what we did and stuff. My mom told him about her business and that's why she moved here, etc, and then he turned to me and asked if I was in school. I said I was done and he was like, "So what do you do? Model?" I laughed and said, "OH MAN." in an ICWYDT tone. He didn't laugh, he was like, "No, I'm serious." I smiled and nodded at the floor as I politely said, "Well thank you." He asked in all seriousness if I've ever thought about it, told me I should, I'm so tall and blah blah. He wrote down contact numbers and told me to send him my info and he'd get it in to some agency that he's got a friend at if I wanted him to. I know it could be seen as sketch but he seemed really safe and genuine, and I'm pretty intuitive, which I tend to trust. IDK if I'm going to call, I just know that a couple of years ago someone approached me at work for the same thing but I never called and I sort of regret that, even still. So idk. IDK.
Today we slept in and then went back to that pool. It was pretty much bliss - I laid on a floaty bed and drank a margarita. Oh my gosh, people are so nice lately, the server came by and asked if she could get me anything, so I asked her if she could do me a margarita smoothie thing *points to list*, a non-virgin one, she asked if I wanted a 12oz or a 20oz, so I asked her what the price difference was. "How about I make you the 20 ounce and just charge you for the 12?" ♥!! It was epic. And then I did water ballet and made my mom go underwater even though she was ~opposed~. She said she wanted to smash my face into bricks. LOL. BUT THEN SHE THANKED ME LATER BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUN. YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. We came home, made a pizza, and then laid in bed and watched Cheers and drank wine. OH MY GOSH WE FOUND THE COOLEST WINE, it's called Little Black Dress and we bought it pretty much for the kick-ass bottle. It has red heels on it and sexy handwriting. I AM GOING TO MAKE A CENTERPIECE OUT OF IT. Oh oh we also got ice cream called Karamel Sutra but we were majorly bummed that there was chocolate ice cream mixed in there because we hate chocolate ice cream. Ugh.