Comments | lissie_pissie: "you only make enough money to sit and feed your own ass!"

lissie_pissie

"you only make enough money to sit and feed your own ass!"

Apr 21, 2010 22:24

My alarm every morning is "I'm Alive" by Celine Dion, her little humming at the beginning, and you all need to know this because let me tell you, I have become SO much less of a bitch in the morning because of it. No, for real. Sometimes? There is even a, dare I say, smile on my face in the first second I become conscious. That is almost sick. Don' ( Read more... )

the littlest things make my days, rl - dining out, family - dad, lisa edelstein, family - mom, tv - idol, people are fucking idiots, star - dd, rl - work, star - paula abdul, i ship my divorced parents, rl - i want to quit the gym, star - celine

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idoltina April 22 2010, 04:04:03 UTC

I'm pretty sure that *I* ship your divorced parents now...

pottermanic April 22 2010, 04:20:47 UTC

if Paula would have been there and I'd have seen footage of her hugging poor unfortunate children and hitting them with her light, I probably would have had no choice but to donate mass amounts of money. -- BRB, DYING.

And omg, having sex in a room with a huge Lisa E poster near the bed, i can't even imagine.

medland April 22 2010, 08:21:36 UTC

Do you think your parents will ever get back together? Because, ngl, I ship them too.

januarynineteen April 22 2010, 10:00:02 UTC

WHAT SHE SAID. pls answer.

lissie_pissie April 22 2010, 15:16:47 UTC

Yes. I think they could. I know they're a good match, my dad is just financially irresponsible and my mom was just a huge bitch so it fell apart but she's on medication now so she's nicer and well, he's still financially irresponsible but I think he at least realizes that now so who knows. :/ I want them to, too! We all get along so much! My mom is opening some broker/dealer firm in Vegas so she said if she makes as much money as she plans on making, she wouldn't even care about his issues and would probably get back with him.

*lack-of-word fail.

lissie_pissie April 22 2010, 15:17:39 UTC

http://lissie-pissie.livejournal.com/891572.html?thread=18846388#t18846388

xopenguin April 22 2010, 10:24:19 UTC

Ahhh I want a DQ around here. You would think NY has them but noooooooo not by me. It doesn't help that I see it on commercials every 5 minutes.

Gym and tv - A+ idea.

century_fox April 22 2010, 13:19:34 UTC

I totally get you on being in a better mood when you wake up to a song you love. I have an Ihome, so I can set my alarm to whatever song on my Ipod I want, and waking up in the mornings is infinitely better when I wake up to Lady Gaga.

Barry sounds awesome. Lots of energy, love for alliteration and adjectives, and Ren & Stimpy = win! :D

I don't get why people can't say the word 'secretary' either. How is it offensive? o.O

OMG BLIZZARDS. I haven't had one in forever because we don't have Dairy Queens here, but I had one when I went to Virginia when I was nine or ten, and it was amazing.

lissie_pissie April 22 2010, 15:14:57 UTC

I have an iHome too but I have no space for it on my desk lol. Plus, it failed to go off once (probably my own fault lol) so now I'm paranoid. But yessss. And then today I was jamming out to Glee versions of Madonna and it made me so hyper and happeh.

He is! And I called him Mr. [insert last name] just to be polite and he was like, "NOOOO, THAT'S MY DAD! I'M JUST BARRY!" lol dsaflhjk.

IT'S NOT. I find a large majority of things that people try to "improve" not even all that offensive in the first place but that's just me. IDEK.

OKAY IT IS TOTALLY NEWS TO ME THAT THERE ARE NOT DAIRY QUEENS ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE. SAD.