lisario

Yes yes, I haven't posted in ages. Sue me.

lisario Jul 18, 2007 00:16

But first, for the love of all things on this fucking earth, tell me I am not the only one who downloaded the leaked Potter book because I am going to DIE if I do not discuss it with someone!

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lisario Oct 03, 2006 14:25

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

There are others for various campaigns, but they're pretty much the same.

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lisario Sep 29, 2006 01:28

I live!

And I am having crazy notions again! I blame Quizzo.

I want a HP RP.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!

lisario Jul 01, 2006 20:47

Okay. So we lost Savvy. We signed Hedberg, who I've thought is underrated, as our backup ( Read more... )

Roberto Luongo just came in his pants.

lisario Jun 23, 2006 22:13

I need a gigantic PWNED icon. For both this post, for the assraping of a trade that Vancouver just sprung on Florida, and for every time the Thrashers play the Panthers next year ( Read more... )

funny hockey, die rick nash you overrated lardass, suck it bertuzzi, fern, fuck you chris therien

Ficlet: Ales/Garnet

lisario Jun 20, 2006 00:32

Because bunnies make everything better.

( For Kathleen )

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lisario Apr 26, 2006 09:58

Does anyone have a copy of the 1994 London Donmar Warehouse production's versation of Mack the Knife? They call it "The Flick Knife Song" and it's Die Moritat Von Mackie Messer in German.

In which I beg.

lisario Apr 15, 2006 11:03

Please, Jesus, Allah, Lord, Zeus, whoever's right on this religion thing... I need two things ( Read more... )

Cautionary tales from the rich and famous (but none too bright)

lisario Apr 12, 2006 14:22

Don’t drop your kids from their high chairs.

Stay away from gambling.

Don't read GQ.

Also, don't BE GQ. Because, what the fuck? Stop feeding the Tom. Go ahead, click on his photo. Read some of the quotes from his interview. TELL ME THIS MAN IS NOT INSANE.

New books:

18. Adventures of a Continental Drifter: An Around-the-World Exursion into ( Read more... )

You. are. brilliant.

lisario Apr 11, 2006 18:09

I think rappers should make the brilliant list. An awful lot of them seem to die.

Britney Spears had a "routine" visit by the Department of Child Welfare. That just goes to show you that poor folk like me didn't matter. My parents never had a routine visit. They just don't care about us like do the richies ( Read more... )